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watchyourbuck · 6 months ago
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Second time boykisser Evan Buckley has some moves in him what do you mean “that fire was a beast” “so are you” then swallowing your boyfriend’s moans???? Who taught you that ????
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defenselesswriter · 1 year ago
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not only is my cat allergic to fleas. no thats too easy. she’s also allergic to the topical treatments that help prevent fleas for up to a month. and there are no oral treatments that last a month, only 1-2 days, without a prescription.
today has been hell
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seventh-district · 1 year ago
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screaming shaking crying trembling wailing sobbing throwing up punching the wall in anguish and agony and angst etc etc etc
#Seven.txt#Seven’s Public Diary#cw vent post#kinda?? i guess??#cw dentist#anyways yeah. i have to go to the dentist soon and i wanna throw up just thinking abt it#someone just fucking hit me with a tranq gun and get it over with already oh my god i don’t wanna do thisssssss#but don’t actually do that cause i would deadass revoke someone’s breathing privileges if they ever sedated me without my consent#that’s part of what i’m so afraid of. i don’t know what i’m gonna do if they say i have to be put under general anesthesia for this.#i will literally cry and run out of the building#so here’s hoping that they can just numb it and keep me awake#i need to stay awake for this man it’s the only way i can handle it. i don’t wanna be vulnerable like that.#hhhhhhh last time i was in a dentist chair i was shaking uncontrollably and it’s so embarrassing when my body does that shit#i’m so afraid it’s gonna be like that again cause my fear has gotten so much worse as i’ve put off going#but my father will be there with me so maybe my need to appear strong in front of him will override my body’s need to shake in fear lmao#so i’ve got someone to take me and i’ve thankfully got the money saved to afford it so realistically i shouldn’t be upset#but i am so so afraid and no amount of logic is gonna help me out here. i already know that#i just have to go do it like i have to force myself to do all the other things i’m afraid of#ugh. i can’t tell if i’m nauseous cause of the pain radiating from my jaw bone to my brow bone or if it’s anxiety#or if it’s cause i couldn’t eat last night. or all three. probably all three#i’ve never had any cavities or serious issues with my teeth before in my life so this is so so so new and scary and i hate it#but i want the pain to stop so i gotta get this fixed. and never eat anything with sugar or acid or anything ever again#and brush my teeth one million times a day so this doesn’t happen again#sighs and collapses on the floor. i guess i couldn’t run from the consequences of my mentally ill actions forever#also no for once i didn’t actually punch anything. that was just a figure of speech. and i’m in enough pain as it is rn lmao
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landososcar · 6 months ago
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espresso ; LN4
pairing(s) ; lando norris x fem driver!reader
summary ; in which yn says fuck it and drops a song while soft launching her (possibly problematic) relationship
warnings ; flufffffff & like one mention of christian horner (🤮)
note ; i apologise for the one post in here where i basically just fan girl over ria but who wouldn’t. +this is pretty long and i got lazy towards the end and couldn’t be bothered making team announcement posts lol
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youruser my give a fucks are on vacation 😝 espresso is YOURS!!! tonight after i demolish these old men 🫶
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user1 oh she is HER
lilymhe WIFFEEEEE
youruser AHHHHH IMMA MARRY YOU
alexalbon …i’m right here??
lilymhe IRRELEVANT
user2 I NEED IT NOW
bestfriend MY GIRLLLL‼️‼️💓💓💓💓
youruser I LOVEEE YOUUUUU
user3 i say we wave the chequered flag early so we get espresso now
landonorris ‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️
bestfriend lmfao
youruser 🧡
user4 EXVHSE ME?????????
user5 i love how she just disses half the grid and then just calls it a day
maxfewtrell helllll yeah
user6 maybe she’s never on the podium because she focuses more or singing than racing
user7 or because she’s in a fucking ALPINE
user8 y’all were SILENT when lh44 released music but suddenly it’s a problem when y/n does it
maxverstappen im not that old
youruser yeah okay grandpa
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youruser i kissed @bestfriend in the club bathroom
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user1 IS THAT A MANNNN
youruser i sincerely apologise 😔
user2 guys do we think that’s mr espresso
bestfriend KISS ME AGAIN, FUCK *****
youruser omg don’t expose him😭
youruser but hell yeah come here gf😻😻😘
estebanocon my f1 teammate or my fav singer ?
youruser me when i’m both
user3 THE INITIAL NECKLACE ????? L?????
user4 omg y/n’s boyfie driving a mercedes ??? Y/N TO MERCEDES 2024‼️‼️‼️‼️
maxverstappen1 stream espresso
bestfriend yasss grandpa !!!
maxverstappen1 omg i try to do one thing nice and suddenly i’m catching strays
user5 IM WORKING LATTEEEEE CAUSE IM A SINGGERRRRR OH HE LOOKS SO CUTEEEEEE WRAPPED ROUND MY FINGEERRRRR
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landonorris can’t sleep
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user1 “SAY YOU CANT SLEEP BABY I KNOW THATS THAT ME ESPRESSO” LANDO NORRIS WHAT ARE YOU SAYING
user2 THE SOFT LAUNCH IN THE SECOND PIC TOO OH MY GOD ITS HAPPENING
user3 oh hes definitely always streaming espresso
maxverstappen1 what kind of thirst trap post is this mate
landonorris for her eyes only😁
bestfriend but you posted on the main ?
youruser UHM
youruser 💓💓💓💕🧡💘🖤💖🩷💞💙💗🖤💗🩷💝🩷❤️💕💚🤎🩷💕💜💖🖤❣️🩷💕❤️💜🤍💚🩷🧡🩵💛🤍🧡❤️💕💛💚💕💘🩷💞❤️💜💓💓💓💓💓💓💓💓💓💓💓💓💓💓💓💓💓💓💓💓💓
landonorris what happened to the soft launch baby
youruser you’re too hot i need people to know your MINE😻😻😻😻😻😻😻😻😻😻😘😘😘💓💓
youruser do you think about me every night😁😁😝
user4 oh she’s gone insane
user5 THE EMOJIS IM PISSING MYSELF SOMEONE SEDATE HER
bestfriend girl get UP
bestfriend what have you done to my gf
landonorris MYYYYY girlfriend🥰🥰🥰🥰
bestfriend bite me bitch
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youruser unfortunately, i was too hot for the car this week, we’ll get those old men next week 🫶
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user1 SHES FUCKING HILARIOUS
user2 maybe if she stopped making music and focused more on racing she wouldn’t have dnfed
landonorris the car had a issue with its breaks ? how was she gonna fix that. explain quick pls coz you’re an expert
user3 LANDO DEFENDING HER IMMA SOB
bestfriend babe you need a car that can handle hot sexy you are 😫😫 i don’t wake up at 3am on a monday morning to watch you nearly die 😝
youruser my sincerest apologies ma’am 🫡
bestfriend i love you tho🫶🫶
youruser if you really loved me you’d come to the race next week ??
youruser WAS I JUST AIRED
lilymhe we’ll ignore this week !! podium coming next week for my girl i can feel it
youruser 💓💓
user4 i can’t believe her and lando are dating, so unprofessional
landonorris GAHHHH I LOVE YOUUUUU
youruser STOP IT ILL CRY 💞💞💞 MY LOVE🥰
user5 surely her dating an opponent is bad for business
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landonorris apparently is bad for business? sorry y/n/n’s pr team ig 🙏🤷‍♂️ but stream my girl’s new song‼️‼️
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youruser RIAAAAAAAA
user1 two tit pics in a row omg !?
youruser BABY IVE MISSED YOU COME SEE ME
landonorris 💓💓
youruser GIRL NO I WAS TALKING TO RIA SKRJSKJDJFKS
riabish STOP I LOVE YOU
landonorris wtf😭😭😭
user2 if ria has 0 fans, y/n is dead
youruser RIA PLS COME TO THE NEXT RACE I AM BEGGINGGGGGGGG
youruser make up some sort of reason and pretend quadrant need to come but then i’ll send you (and only you😉) an alpine pass 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏
riabish my boss hasn’t planned a quadrant race visit for a couple more races babe😔
youruser JUST SENT YOU FLIGHT DETAILS ILL PICK YOU UP FROM THE AIRPORT WITH YOUR PADDOCK PASS
riabish MARRY ME
youruser FUCK YES AJDKSJAHHAHAH
landonorris guys i think i just lost my gf on a post i made dedicated to her
youruser yeah but you posted a pic of ria, so who was i actually paying attention to ??
youruser i love you so so sooooo much (im actually talking to you this time)
landonorris luv u 2 i guess
youruser nah wtf boutta unrelease this song
user3 what did we just witness
estebanocon you guys are insane
user4 omg bad for business is another banger
user5 when y/n can’t choose between f1 and singing so she just fucking EATS both
maxfewtrell when you ask y/n about her fav quadrant member and you expect her to say lando but you’re stupid and it’s ria without second thought
youruser you’re a close second place max🫶
landonorris wtf am i?? chopped liver?????
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youruser alpine ❤️ all 4 years that i’ve spent in formula 1 have been spent at this team and i now call everyone at the headquarters, garages, and races, family. thank you to everyone who’s made an impact to my life in any kind of way no matter how big or small, i appreciate it more than you will ever know. @estebanocon, thank you for being the best teammate i could ever ever everrrr ask for, you have grown with me and taught me so so many things. we’ve shared more laughs than probably any other teammates and moving to different teams will definitely not stop that.
there’s still the rest of the year until the end of this era and i know we’ll make the most of it. i’ll always remember alpine as the team that brought me in and made me the woman that i am today. the end of this season will definitely be tough but if it wasn’t sad then it would mean there was nothing to miss.
let’s have an amazing rest of the year, i love alpine and will never forget the time ive spent here 💙🩷💙🩷
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user1 IM SOBBING
user2 omg she loves alpine so much this is devastating why would they not re-sign her😭😭😭😭😭
user3 they couldn’t afford to re-sign both her AND esteban, mercedes offered her A LOT more money
landonorris so so so proud of you my love 💓💓
youruser 🫶🧡🧡
f1 never forget the first alpine driver line up after renault… keep pushing y/n!!
user4 ohhh she’s gonna EAATTT at mercedes
estebanocon going to send a mor private text to you now but thank you for everything y/n/n 🩷💙 (you’re also my favourite f1 driver)
lewishamilton ❤️❤️
lilymhe 💓
user5 omg the y/n to merc rumours were true
user6 it’s not even been confirmed yet lmfao for all we know she could’ve just got sacked by alpine and no one wants to pick her up
bestfriend soooo proud of you my girl 💞💞💞💞
riabish prouder than words can explain 🫶
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youruser HE FUCKING DID IT !!:!;&/&”!/!;”929/ MY BOYFRIEND IS A RACE WINNER AND IM SOBBING OMG I LOVE HIM SO MUCH LOOK HOW HAPPY😁
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user1 GIRL F1 AND MERCEDES JUST ANNOUNCED YOUR MOVE AND YOURE POSTING THIS LMFAOOO
landonorris WE DID IT BABY AHHHSHDHHAKA
youruser YOU DID IT MY LOVEEDJJRKEKR💓💓💓🧡💓🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡🥰🥰😍😍😍🥰🥰🥰😻😻😻😻😻
user2 she’s so funny for just ignoring her merc move announcement 😭😭 she dgaf
user3 boyfie WON she doesn’t give a shit about mercedes rn, give her like 24 hours
bestfriend does this mean i can’t call him no wins anymore
riabish right!?? like, the one gp we go to and he has to go and steal our focus from our girl coz we gotta care about him at least a little bit
bestfriend exactly.. he’s so selfish like wtf
landonorris im so very very sorry
user4 FINALLYYYYYY
maxfewtrell 🧡🧡
youruser guys yes i know they announced my mercedes move! why are y’all acting like you didn’t know about it last week tho😭 i saw the tweets
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jedi-luca · 3 months ago
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Chapter Sixteen: Lover
Summary: You and your wife Quinn move your family outside of New York City to Avenger Lane; a small private suburbia. There you face your toughest obstacle of your marriage. Will your marriage with Quinn be strong enough when a certain redheaded beauty captures your attention? 
Parings: Natasha x Reader
Warnings: Smut and fluff, Reader has a Penis
Previous Chapter
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You were both driving down the road a couple hours in with your hand down Natasha’s yoga pants playing with her clit.
“Y/N.” She whimpered.
She was drenched and your fingers were covered in her goo.
Every now and then right before she’d cum you’d bring them in your mouth.
“Hmm you’re sooo delicious.” You’d smirk. 
“Can you please pull over? Please daddy?” 
“You know we can't, someone will catch us.”
“It won’t take me long, I just need you deep inside of me.” She husked near your ear.
You smirked and she reached over palming your hard on. 
“Or I can maybe go down on you for a bit?” Natasha smirked, biting her lip.
“Hmm, no too dangerous.”
She unzipped your jeans pulling your cock out from your briefs. “Hmmm.” 
“Baby- oh fuck!” You swerved a bit as she began to bob her head.
You slowed down a bit using one hand to go beneath her yoga pants and finger fuck her just to sedate her a bit.
You looked at the GPS. You still had another hour and a half.
“Shiiiit.” You sighed feeling her tongue licking you up in all the right places.
“I can’t wait until we’re there. I'm gonna ride you like never before.”
“Oh fuck.” You groan, feeling yourself cuming already. 
You see an empty scenic view and pull over. Yanking her in the back seat, pulling her yoga pants down, and bending her over. You enter her and start thrusting.
“Yessss fuck yess finally! I knew I’d convince you.”
“Yeah you always get what you want.”
“Hmhm and I want this dick baby. So fucking bad.”
“Shit!” You slap her ass and she pushes you back so she can sit on you.
“Fuuuuuuck. Yesss.” She hugged the seat in front of her and began to slam her ass down over and over again and again.
“Oh fuck Natasha I’m gonna cum baby if you keep doing that I’m gonna cum!”
She smirked and repeated that motion again and again. Until she slammed down one last time wiggling on you back and forth until you were both hitting that sweet high..
“Oh fuck.” you panted melting against the backseat watching how she lifted herself up and let your cum fall against your cock. She scooted over getting in her knees making sure to swallow every last bit of your honey. 
“Fuck, you are just so sexy I could keep going forever.” You pant.
“Hmm, save it for the cabin, come on baby.” She smirked, hopping out of the truck. “We need another picture in front of this view!”
“Whatever you want.” You mumble pulling your pants up. 
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“Wow.” You say driving up to the cabin you thought would be a quaint little spot in the woods.
“Whoa.” 
It was a massive cabin overlooking the sea and the woods.
“It’s beautiful.” Natasha said, stepping out of the truck leaning against you.
You both made your way up the stairs to the door opening it revealing a very modern cabin.
“Wow.” You said again looking around. “Umm, I’ll grab the things.”
“I can help.”
“Nah Nat you get comfortable, look around, relax.“
“I’m not letting you unload all of that by yourself. Now come on.” She glared, leading you outside.
You began unloading the truck letting her take in the suitcases and you grabbed the coolers. 
“Are these all mine?” She smirked, coming back out to see her gifts in a neat pile.
“Yes.” You grinned.
She smirked taking those inside. Realizing you won’t need the wood you left it inside the bed and trailed after her. 
You both put everything away when you finally came together holding one another as you looked around.
“What should we do now?” Natasha kinked her brow wrapping her arms around your neck.
“Well I was thinking of a hike and dinner later?”
“Did you say hike?” Natasha’s brows furrow.
“Yes.” You chuckled. “Tony mentioned it’s really close to the cabin and the view is breathtaking.”
“What happened to ripping my clothes off and taking my breath away between the sheets?” She smirked.
“Oh I still plan on that.” You smirk. “Come on, I promise you won’t regret it.”
She kisses you softly and nods. “Okay baby let’s go.”
“Before we do I got you this for the hike.”
Natasha grinned, taking one of her presents, opening it on the sofa. “Trying to keep me warm so I don’t take your hoodie again?” She smirks, taking out a Patagonia jacket and a beanie.
“You can always wear my hoodies.” You laugh.
“Thank you, I love it. It’s my favorite color too.” She pecks your cheek. 
You throw on your hiking boots, and your jacket on.
“You look so cute in those boots.” She smirks. “They look cool too, almost like sneakers. I love the tan with the teal.” 
“Thanks.” You grin.
“I almost forgot. I’m dating a jock.”
“Nat, you teach ballet!”
“Exactly, I hardly do any cardio and barely lift 45 pounds. I’m not an athlete like you. I’ve seen you lift, jog, playing football, soccer, basketball, and baseball! You even box, and don’t get me started on how long you can make love to me.”
“How have you seen me-“ You chuckle.
“You forget that the internet is forever. You have videos on YouTube that your coach uploaded.”
“Oh wow! Had no idea.” You raise your brows.
“Ugh, I’m in love with jock.” 
You huff slapping her ass.
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You and Natasha were walking up the trail occasionally nodding to other couples coming down.
“Okay, it’s really cold, but it’s not too bad.” She admitted as you both passed through the pines.
You grinned, lifting up her hand giving it a smooch. “If you’re extra cold let me know you can use my jacket too.”
“Sweetie, I’m wearing a sweater that you got me, the jacket, a beanie, and a scarf. I’m okay I promise. You forget I’m Russian.”
You snort and she slaps your arm. “Got something to say?”
“You weren’t even there long!”
“I was born in the winter! Ass.”
You both laughed and continued your trek.
“I promise you once we make it up to the top which isn’t much further it’ll be breathtaking.”
She looked over at you and smiled, kissing your hand too. “I’m sure it will be.”
Soon a family came around the corner, the daughter on her mothers shoulders and their little boy hand in hand with his other mommy.
They waved at you both.
“Hi!” The little girl smiled brightly.
“Hi!” You and Natasha chuckled.
“Ugh, she was so cute.” Natasha, whined looking up at you.
“That she is.”
“Baby?” 
“Hm?” 
“You know I can’t give you more baby’s right?”
“I know.” You say kissing her hand.
“It’s just I still want them, and I know you do too.”
“I know love I just figured… you were adopted. There’s so many kids out there looking for good parents. That’s us. Think of how happy we could make them? Plus we still have Beth and Fin.” You wink.
Natasha leans against you and you wrap an arm around her. “You know I wish I could, right?”
You stop walking and pull her against you. “You not being able to does not change how I feel about you not one bit. Okay? Even if you didn’t want kids and you just wanted to help me with mine, that's enough for me. I love you Natalia, all of you.
Natasha blinked away a tear and you brushed it away. She nodded and you hugged her close, kissing her head.
“You wanna keep going?”
“Yes.” She nodded with a sniffle. You took out your handkerchief and handed it to her. “Thank you baby.” Natasha placed it in her pocket and took your hand as you began your hike once more.
Soon an older couple and their dog walked by.
“Do you think Quinn will let you have Ollie?”
“Yes.” You nod.
“I’m sure Leho would like a friend.” She smiled. “I can’t wait until you move in with me baby.”
“Yeah?”
“God yes. Seeing you tinkering around the house. Fixing things and making things for me. Doing everything with you sounds like heaven to me.”
You grin, kissing her hand once more.
“Y/N, who else knows about us?”
“Everyone knows.”
“Even your parents.”
“Even my parents.”
“Do they hate me?”
“No baby they don’t hate you Quinn on the other hand.” You cringed. “Nat, I didn’t divorce Quinn just because I was in love with you. I divorced her because of everything she did to me.”
“Good.”
“But you are the reason I sped it up.” You chuckled.
She smirked.
“Can I ask you something?”
“Of course.” She laughed.
“How many people have you been with?”
“Y/N Y/L/N!”
“I was just wondering, I mean I’ve only ever been with Quinn.”
“I’ve only been with one other person besides you and that was Bruce. It was a one time thing. I was stupid I thought maybe he felt something for me, and I thought maybe I did too but it was all for show he wanted Betty.” She shook her head. 
“But how did you know you couldn’t have kids?”
“A couple years ago I thought about insemination. They ran different tests and just found that my eggs were just infertile.” She sighed. “They highly recommended for me not to try IVF. They said that it would cause severe depression when the negative results would come in, and not only that but the effects on my body would be too much.”
“I’m sorry love.”
“Don’t be, I probably should have told you a while ago.”
You’re walking a bit more and she speaks up.
“Okay now I have a question.”
“Alright.” You chuckled.
“Do you wish you would have taken some time to be alone before being with me?”
“Fuck no.” You laughed. “Are you kidding me?”
“I’m just making sure you said you’ve only been with Quinn. There’s plenty of fish in the sea. More than half the women on our block want to be with you.”
“You’ve only been with Bruce.” You raised your brow.
“And now you.”
“Same I have you.” You smirked.
She laughed and nodded. “Touché.”
“Look baby, we made it.” You grinned seeing the sign as you began to round the corner.
“Oh wow.” She sighed seeing the view. You sat her down on the rock nearby holding her from behind.
You looked over hearing a guy singing Lover by Taylor Swift with his guitar to his boyfriend.
‘Can I go where you go?
Can we always be this close forever and ever?
And ah, take me out, and take me home (forever and ever)
You're my, my, my, my
Lover’
Natasha sighed against your chest turning her chin to kiss your cheek. “I love you. I’m so happy that we’re finally together.”
“Me too.” You smile.
“I love this song.” She grins. “It makes me think of you.” You squeeze her a little tighter keeping her warm.
As the song ends she pats your arm and stands to take a photo of the view.
You walk over when he finishes. “Hi my name is Y/N and I was wondering if I could play a song for my girl over there. I’m gonna propose.”
“Oh my gosh of course!” He grinned, handing you his guitar. “Would you like us to record you?”
“If you don’t mind.” You say handing him your phone.
You threw the strap over your neck and began finding your tune. Natasha turns around to sit with you only to see you strumming.
She blushed as you started singing a song walking towards her.
“I wanna make you smile whenever you're sad
Carry you around when your arthritis is bad
All I wanna do is grow old with you”
Natasha couldn’t help but cry.
“They’re proposing!”
“Oh my gosh they’re proposing!” You hear people  hissing as they pull out they’re phones.
“I'll get you medicine when your tummy aches
Build you a fire if the furnace breaks
Oh, it could be so nice, growing old with you”
It was blistering cold up on that mountain too but you were keeping her warm with your words.
“I'll miss you
Kiss you
Give you my coat when you are cold
Need you
Feed you
Even let you hold the remote control”
You walked up to her getting down on one knee.
So let me do the dishes in our kitchen sink
Put you to bed when you've had too much to drink
Oh, I could be the one who grows old with you
I wanna grow old with you.”
Natasha sniffles wiping away her tears as you take the guitar off. The gentleman who it belongs to quietly comes over taking it from you and begins strumming the chords to All My Life by K-Ci & JoJo.
“My love, From the moment we met, I knew there was something truly special about you. You’ve brought so much joy, laughter, and love into my life, and every day with you is a new adventure. Your kindness, strength, and unwavering support have shown me what true love really is. I can’t imagine my life without you by my side. You have become my best friend, my confidant, and the love of my life. Every moment we’ve shared has been a beautiful memory, and I want to create countless more with you. Today, I kneel before you with a heart full of love and a promise of forever. Will you do me the incredible honor of becoming my partner for life? Will you marry me?”
You open the velvet emerald box revealing a golden band with a large emerald and diamonds surrounding the stone.
“Yes baby.” She cried. “Yes, I’ll marry you.” You placed the ring back on her finger and stood up kissing her. You wrapped your arms around her swaying to the music.
“That was so beautiful.” One of the women said, wiping her tears. “I got it on video for you guys.” 
“Same!” Another guy grinned:
“Thank you.” Natasha smiled.
“Congratulations.” The guitarist smiled clapping with the crowd. His boyfriend handed you your phone.
The people who filmed it air dropped it to your phone, and left you both to watch the sea from the rock.
“That was beautiful.” Natasha grinned leaning against your chest as she admired the ring. “I don’t know how I’m going to top that.”
“Does that mean you’re going to propose to me?” You chuckled, tickling her sides.
“That’s what we should do in town! Let’s find you a ring.” She gasped
“I was kidding, baby.”
“Well I’m not.” She pecked your cheek.
“Alright princess whatever you want.”
“Did you pack a snack?”
“Fuck I didn’t.”
“Y/N.” She huffed.
“I know I’m sorry baby. Come on, let's head back to the cabin. I’ll make you dinner.
“I’m hungry.” She sighed.
You stopped by a family eating.
“Hi I’m sorry to bug you but I just proposed to my fiancé over there, and I did not pack snacks. Could I buy some-“
“Take it.” The man shook his head handing you a couple granola bars, fruit snacks, and water bottles.
“Thank you seriously, thank you.”
“No worries. Don’t wanna make her upset already.” He chuckled.
You ran off after Natasha.
“Honey!” You called after her.
“I’m hungry, I'm not stopping.”
“Baby, I got you snacks.”
“Wait what?”
“Yeah! Look! Here hon.” You open the water for her and then open her granola bar.
Watching her completely drink half the bottle and eat the bar before starting on the fruit snacks.
“Feel better?” You ask, feeling her cheeks.
She nods, looking almost embarrassed. “Y/N, I’m so sorry, I don’t know why, I got so upset with you.”
“Well we had a light lunch and went on a mile and a half hike.”
“Still.” 
“You want some more?” You ask, holding up the snacks.
“No baby I’m better now thank you.”
“Okay.” You stuff them in your pockets and take her hand as you both walk back towards the cabin.
“I’m sorry, I got so upset with you like that, and right after you proposed and said all those sweet things.”
“It’s okay! You didn’t have breakfast and we only had a salad for lunch. How about we have a nice dinner? I didn’t get to make you dinner last night like I wanted and now we can celebrate.”
“Fancy dinner huh?” Natasha grinned. “Yeah okay but I didn’t really bring a dress baby.” 
“Wellll.” You bit your lip. 
“You didn’t! Y/N!”
“It’s your birthday, come on!”
She smiles bashfully.
When you finally get to the cabin you hand her the gift bags.
She raised her brow and took the bags before going upstairs, and you quickly showered. Then cook dinner before changing into your suit.
“Wow. Stunning.” You grinned as she walked in.
“Did you shop for this?”
“Kurt made it.” You chuckled.
“I thought so. It’s gorgeous.”
You grabbed a glass of champagne and handed it to Natasha before returning to the stove to plate the steaks and the mashed potatoes with veggies.
“This looks amazing.” She smiles cutting into her steak.
You both smile, enjoying the music and the food. More importantly, you’ve both never been happier than this moment of course having your daughters but this is up there. You’ve finally found your soul mate.
“That was really good, thank you.” Natasha kissed your hand as you put the dishes away in the dishwasher.
“I may have bought an extra pie at that diner.” You chuckled, going to the fridge.
“Yesss.” Natasha grinned as you cut a couple slices. You both ate them moaning at how good they were. 
“Best pie ever.” You snicker as she smooches you lips.
“I don’t think I can keep eating please put this away.” She chuckled as you put the pie away.
As she fixed her lipstick you put on You and Me by Penny & The Quarters. 
“Dance with me.” You smile offering your hand.
The redhead smiles bashfully before taking your hand and standing.
Natasha leans up kissing your lips as you sway to the music.
“Y/N?” She says as the song ends.
“Hm?” You hum looking down at her.
“Make love to your fiancé.”
You snatched your phone up and lifted her up bridal style making your way up the stairs to the bedroom. 
“Practicing?”
You chuckled walking through the threshold. You set her on the bed before turning on the fireplace.
You shrugged off your suit jacket only for her to turn around. 
“Unzip me.” She looked back at you.
“Kurt did a tremendous job with this dress. You look gorgeous.” You said, unzipping it slowly letting Natasha step out of it only to see her in lingerie from what you only assumed Carol got her.
“Do you want me to thank Carol too?” She husked turning around. 
“Yes please.” You gulp.
“Take off that suit for me baby.” She says walking over in heels towards the chaise in front of the fire. You undo your buttons and take off your suspenders before shrugging off your dress shirt.
“God, I love your muscles Y/N. The way your veins lead down to my lolly is one of my favorite things.”
You can feel yourself throbbing as you take off your shoes and socks. Then slowly take off your dress pants revealing your black briefs. Your hungness just outlined in a way that makes her mouth salivate for you.
“Come here.” She beckons you, eyeing you like a lioness and her prey. 
You place your knee on the chaise and her hands cup your ass cheeks squeezing them as her lips go for your veins that she covets. Leaving a trail of lipstick on your body. A brief thought came to mind of getting her signature lips tattooed along your lower half. Just as a little reminder when you’re away from her.
Your cock twitches feeling the cool wedding ring you put on her finger against your abs. You cup the back of her head and she kisses your forearm. 
“I got you another present.” You smirked looking down.
“Baby that’s too corny.” She rolled her eyes.
“No, I mean it look.” She pulled down the waist bad of your briefs bringing them down on your knees when she noticed her name right above your cock.
Natalia’s saddle
“When did you get this?”
“When I was in Tokyo.” You chuckled.
“Oh my gosh. Why didn’t you tell me?!”
“I wanted to, but the tattooist said it’d be hotter if you found it yourself.”
She laughed and nodded before kissing it.
“They weren’t wrong.” She eyed it.
“Do you like it?”
“Yes daddy I love it. That’s actually really fucking hot. What made you do this?”
“Well me and the boys got really drunk with some Japanese business men, and well (pleasedontgetmad) one of them may have sent a sex worker to my room. So I left and went straight to a tattoo shop and got this instead. After I went to a jeweler and got your ring made.”
Natasha chuckled, shaking her head.
“There’s a lot to do there at night.” You grinned.
“I love you.” She chuckled.
“I love you too…” you dangled your jangles in front of her. “Now do you want your lolly or not cause, baby, I really want my tongue in your pussy. My mouth is watering for you.”
She smirked going back to her task at hand looking at the words. “Wait, how did I not notice this when we had sex this morning in the shower?”
“You’re kind of oblivious when I’m fucking you silly.” You chuckle and shit lightly bites you. “Ahhhhh I’m sorry!” You Hiss. The pain quickly faded as you felt immense pleasure as she began to bob her head and swirl her tongue and hand around your shaft.
You watched as your fiancé licked you up and down. God that felt great to say. Fiancé. Your future wife. Natasha Romanoff Y/L/N. You picked up your phone and began recording your newly dubbed fiancé.
“Gah damn, my beautiful fiancé Mrs. Natasha Y/L/N. Going to fucking town.”
She looked up at your phone smirking as she completely choked you down.
“Hmmm.” You caressed her chin. “I love you baby.”
She slowly bobbed her head before letting you go with a pop. “I love you too, daddy. So much I can’t wait to marry you.” She husked still licking you as she pumped your cock.
“I can’t wait to marry you baby…. Damn Nat you know just how I like it…Can daddy lick you now?”
“No daddy, I wanna taste your honey first.” She smirked seeing you twitch in her hand precum oozing out.
“Fuck!” You groaned. “What if we both 69ned?”
“Uhuh, no, I wanna focus on you my fiancé.” She got on her knees sitting you down and began sucking on your sack.
“Oh my-!” You groaned, pulling her hair back.
She let go before going back to your member bringing her bralette up so her breasts can hold you between them.
“Shit baby.” You watched as she pumped your cock with her breasts and your tip into your mouth.
“Alright baby, come here.” You stood up and stroked your cock a bit letting the tip hit her lips a bit. She opened her mouth moaning as she sucked you harder and harder.
You held her head in place and began fucking her throat. You hissed as you felt her tonsils around your dick. Her moaning vibrates you enough to cum. Your toes curled and her hands cupped your cheeks. You pulled out and she held out her tongue before swallowing.
“Hmmm.” You hummed as she sucked you a little bit more before you spoke up. “Alright you got your honey now let me have mine.” You smirked handing her the phone.
“Oh I’m the cameraman now?” She smirked. As you laid her down against the tacky bearskin rug.
“Oh yeah I’m watching this shit when I have to leave for work and you can’t come with me.”
“That’s pretty hot, you watching us as porn.”
“Ain’t it?”
“You’ll have to make me a copy. I might even need a mold of your cock made so when you’re away from me I can still have you inside of me.”
“You got it princess.” You look up with a smirk.
You kiss up her thighs and leave a small kiss against her folds before letting your tongue peek through.
“Hmmm.” You groan, finally tasting her and hearing her moan. “You taste so good baby girl.”
“Yeah?”
“Yes baby so fucking good I could lick you up all day. Fuck I’m already hard for you.” You flex your back and continue licking her up and down and side to side. This time spelling out the words I’m going to marry you & I love you.
“Ohhhhh daddy!” She moans, setting the camera up to film you both. 
“You need both hands huh?” You chuckled.
“Hmhm.” She whines.
“That’s okay my love I just want you to cum and cum hard.” You say before diving back in. You lift up her ass so you can get to her ass and move aside her lacy thong.
“Hmmmm!” You hummed causing her to giggle. You go back to her clit sucking and licking.
You feel her begin to hump your face, her moaning grows so you pick up the pace stuffing your face with her pussy. She lets out a strangle moan and stiffens against you as she cums undone.
You sit up wiping your mouth letting your cock bathe in her pool.
She whines making grabby hands at you.
“Hmm.” You sigh feeling her heat and wetness along your staff.
You lay against her, kissing her softly.
“You like your taste? Cause I fuckin do.”
She giggled and kissed you again.
“You always make me feel so good daddy.”
“That’s my goal baby girl.”
“That’s my goal tonight too. You always make me cum over and over again and again. I’m riding you until I can’t anymore daddy.”
“Oh yeah?”
“Hmhm call me the pussy monster.”
You chuckled darkly. “Hmm I’m gonna make this pussy squirt.”
“Baby not on their bear skin rug, it'll ruin it.”
“Oh come on babe.”
“Fine but get towels.”
You stood up and ran off and she turned towards the camera.
“Hmmm, I love you baby," she blew the camera kiss. “I miss you so much. Come home to me.” 
You fold a couple towels beneath her bottom.
You lay between her legs slowly holding them up. 
“Ahhh!” You both moan as you push inside of her just half way. You slowly push again, hitting her spot.
“Daddy.” She whimpers, pulling you down to kiss her.
“Daddy’s got you baby girl. You’re taking me so well. Hmm… I’m gonna make you fucking cum so hard love.”
“Oh baby!” Natasha moans and you lean down leaving marks against her skin.
“You’re so smooth.” You whispered taking off her lingerie freeing her breasts hearing the redhead moan at the action her hips rocking against your cock. “You’re so beautiful.” You kiss her once more before pulling apart. “And sweet.” You pull out and pull her thong off but leaving her garter on. She sat up and made you lay down this time.
“Aww baby I wanted to make you squirt first.”
“Who says I can’t do that myself?” She smirks down at you lifting her leg to straddle you. “Let me on my saddle.” 
“You’re wish is my command princess.” You grunt with a smirk on your face.
She took your phone and smirk. “You’re gonna wanna see this from this angle daddy I promise.” She sets the phone behind her where you won’t kick it.
“You have no idea how long I’ve wanted this.” She panted as she begins to ride the tip of your cock. Her jaw slacked as she hit her spot.
“That’s it baby fuck yourself on daddy’s cock. How does it feel?”
“Soooo fucking good!” She groaned, You reached up massaging her breasts.
You hiss as she lowers herself and begins to ride you. She really was not lying when she said like never before. She’s angling your cock with each motion looking for that perfect spot. Her moans haven’t stopped the moment she started riding you; they only keep growing. Even her accent is starting to show.
“Ohhhhh yesssss! Ohhhh yesssssss! Fuuuuck! Yesss daddddy!” She’s pounding you at this point, her ass bouncing against your hips, her accent is full on out. 
“Fuck Natasha.” You groaned seeing your creams seep down to your balls as she rode you. The squelching sound turned you both on to no end. She arched her back, slowing her pace before slamming back down on your cock.
“I want you to fuck me like this all the time.” She bit her lip looking down at you squirming. She lifted up seeing all your cum seeping out of her pussy and down on your cock. Watching your staff and abs twitch from the after shocks. She slides you right back inside of her.
“Ahhhhhhh.” You both groan.
“I wanna be with you everyday for the rest of my life baby.” You admit sitting up with her in your lap.
“Oh God Y/N!” Her mouth turned into an ‘O’ as she twitched against your member.
“Natasha!” You groan hold her close.
Natasha smirked, pushing you back down, wiggling on your hardened member.
You groaned at the feel.
She kissed you softly, moving her hips again. “Oh baby you’re so sweet and loving. Kind and caring. I can’t wait to be your wife.” Her movements picked up pace. You were both so close already. 
“Natalia.” You sighed against her lips. “I’m in love with you.” She looked into your eyes with tears forming.
“I love you too Y/N. So much.” Her movements were now fast and sloppy. You helped her bounce on your cock. When she fell on top of you letting her ass do the work. You palmed her ass cheek before slapping it. That always does it for her. She was now over the edge babbling your name as she rode you. She cried as her pussy constricted around you. 
“Oh fuuuck!” You moaned out, feeling your seed shoot out.
She yelled out your name lifting off your meat as her pussy became a fire hydrant.
“Ahhhhhhh!” She hissed as the liquid ran down against your abs.
She grabbed your cum ridden cock and stuffed you back inside her once more.
“Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiit babbyyyy!” You groaned as she started riding you once more. She’s the fucking pussy monster.
“I told you I was going to ride you like never before.”
“I’m not complaining. As far as I’m concerned this is your saddle, this is your dick baby.” You chuckled and massaged her ass, groping it before letting your hands wander her body.
“All this is mine now huh?” She smirked looking down at you.
“I’m all yours fiancé.”
“Hmm, mine.” She groaned as she sped up her pace. Her hands going down your abs as they twitched beneath her finger tips.
She muttered some words in Russian and began slamming down on your cock. “Yesssss yesss yesss!” She moaned cumming around you. She lifted up a bit letting you see the way your seed shot inside of her.
“Ahhhh!” Groaning you began cuming inside of her. You pivoted your hips and she chuckled as you thrusted inside of her.
You both groaned, riding the wave of your orgasms. She sighed, feeling completely filled up with your cum.
The redheaded beauty falls against your chest in a heaving sweaty mess. Natasha began kissing your shoulder down to your heart. You nudged her forehead with your nose getting her to meet your lips. “I’m so in love with you.”
“You have absolutely no idea how I longed to hear those words come from those lips.” She burrowed deeply into you still kissing your skin.
You look down, bringing her back in a kiss.
“Hmm you better not start something you can’t finish cause baby I could ride you all day.” She grins against your lips wiggling her hips against your cock. 
“Fuck.” You groaned before rolling over on top of her.
“Hmm.” She giggled as you playfully peppered her with kisses before reaching over to stop the recording.
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You woke up with Natasha’s head on your chest. Her legs tangled in yours. You looked down smirking at the lipstick on your body.
You held her closer and kissed her head whispering how much you loved her before slowly letting her go.
“Noooo.” Natasha whined reaching out for you. “Baby where are you going?”
“I just wanted to go for a trail run.”
“Hnhn.” She groaned holding you.
“Come with me?”
“You’re funny.” Her voice is still gravely from sleep, not to mention the amount of moaning and screaming she did all night.
“Come on the hike was beautiful on this seaside mountain range. Imagine the jog?” You coo cuddling against her.
“Is that what you really want to do? To be in the blistering cold? Running away from bears? Orrr stay here with your fiancé and christen the rest of Starks cabin?” Natasha lifted the blanket off showing you her porcelain body.
“Ooohh you drive a hard bargain tiny dancer.” You say in a southern twang. Natasha yanks you back down complaining about how it’s 6 in the morning, and you’ve only gone to sleep a couple hours ago. “You’re lucky I love you.” She chuckles.
“I really am.” you say softly placing her hair out of her face admiring her beauty before leaving a soft peck against her lips.
She hums against your chest.
“All this feels strange and untrue, and I won't waste a minute without you.”
Natasha smiles against your chest feeling the hum of your voice.
“My bones ache, my skin feels cold, and I'm getting so tired and so old. The anger swells in my guts, and I won't feel these slices and cuts. I want so much to open your eyes. 'Cause I need you to look into mine.”
Your fiancé pushes up a bit to see you looking at her.
“Tell me that you'll open your eyes.” You sing, pushing her hair behind her ear. She leans in kissing your lips softly before singing back to you.
“Get up, get out, get away from these liars. 'Cause they don't get your soul or your fire. Take my hand, knot your fingers through mine, and we'll walk from this dark room for the last time.”
You grin lazily and sing with her.
“Every minute from this minute now. We can do what we like anywhere. I want so much to open your eyes. 'Cause I need you to look into mine.
Tell me that you'll open your eyes. Tell me that you'll open your eyes. ‘Cause all this feels strange and untrue, and I won't waste a minute without you.”
“I love it when you sing to me.” She whispers as you roll her over and cuddle her.
“I love singing with you.” 
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A few hours later Natasha re-awoke seeing you reading.
“You’re sexy when you read.” She yawns, stretching against your body as you set your book down.
“You’re making blush.” You smirk as she pecks your lips.
“I’m sorry I slept so long.” She yawned again.
“It’s okay, I put you in a sex coma.” You chuckle.
She drapes her body over yours humming at the feel of your body against hers. “You most certainly did.” Her body is covered in chills as your fingers graze her skin.”
“You hungry love? I can make us breakfast. Then if you want we can head into town. Pepper, was telling me about some shops you might like.”
She smiled at you caressing your chin. “Sounds like you have the day planned.”
“Oh don’t worry baby I fully intend to come back and make vigorous love to you. Once my dick heals.” You grin, leaning in to kiss her lips.
“What’s wrong?” She furrows her brows cutely if you may add as she looks down raising the sheets to see your flacid cock.
“It’s just a little raw.” You hiss as she touches it, lifting it up.
“Stop. Really?” She giggles.
“Okay, first: no giggling while you are looking or touching my dick.” She drops you and laughs harder against your chest. “Secondly, yeah it’s raw honey you fucked my brains out last night.”
“I will never laugh at my saddle baby. I promise you are very well endowed in that department, and secondly I believe we both fucked each others brains out. You put me in a sex coma, and my body is littered with marks.”
You hiss, feeling yourself inflated at her comments.
“Seriously?” She smirks.
“What? My soldier likes compliments.” You chuckle cringing a bit.
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“Thanks baby.” Natasha smiled, wiping her mouth.
“You’re welcome.” You wiggle your brows. Standing up with your plate along with hers. You quickly rinsed the plates and placed them in the dishwasher.
“Wanna go to town?” She asked, standing up her hand against your chest.
“On you? Fuck yeah.” You smirked turning around in her arms
“You still need to heal.” She raises her brow. “Now let’s go into town, get you a ring and maybe look around then have some lunch.”
“Damn not even a quickie? I can just make it about you.”
She glared at you.
“Kidding.” You chuckled, and led her to the truck.
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“What about this one?” she pointed out.
“Eh.”
“Okay well what about this one? It goes with the pinky ring you like to wear.”
“Does it?”
“I think so.”
You looked at it not so sure.
“Well if you want when we get home we can try again? You can bring it with you.”
“Yeah.” You nodded. 
Natasha nodded a little put out that you didn’t see anything you liked.
“I did like these work out bands though.”
“Yeah?” She smiles looking down.
“I have matching sets if you’d like.” The jeweler smiles.
“How about the green ones?” You say.
“Yeah I like those.” Natasha smiles.
“That’s it then.” You grin.
“I’ll take them.” She grins, taking out her wallet just as you do. “Sweetie, if you don’t put that away, I’ll nut punch you like you did Scott.”
“And putting this back in my pocket.” You say pursing your lips.
“Good choice.” The jeweler chuckles. “Gotta take care of the jewels.”
You walk out with a forest green ring until she can take you to another jeweler.
Natasha takes you into each shop. It's when she drags you into a kids store that gets you frowning. You see her grabbing Bluey items.
“Babe, what are you doing?”
“Well I’m getting Fin some stuff for her room. We need to probably take out the bed, and get her a twin but we can do that when we get home.”
“Baby I can just take some stuff from the house.”
“You will not take one thing from her house.” She said poking your chest. “This is a whole new experience for both the girls that we are throwing them into. They are literally going to be living side by side. They need to have different rooms. It’s important.”
“Okay, I understand that.” You nodded, keeping your voice down. “Nat, hun, I love you and I love that you wanna do this for them, but she and I haven’t even gone into custody discussions yet.”
“Y/N, there’s a good chance our home will be looked at first. They’re gonna want to see that it’s ready for them. You do want them with us right?”
“Of course I do.”
“Okay then we need to set up their rooms. Listen when Lena and I got adopted we were looked at constantly. Trust me this will go a long way. I just want to help us that’s all.”
“Okay. Alright. Let’s do it.”
She smiled, pecking your lips.
“But do we have to spend this much. I love my baby don’t get me wrong but hun kids are fucking expensive.”
“Y/N.” She glared.
“Sorry, I was totally over hearing you both. Kids are fucking expensive this is like $50 cheaper at Target.” The woman explained. “Sorry I’m a mom of 4 and my kids love Bluey. I like to get the little things here sometimes that I can’t find anywhere else, but this comforter set. Is most definitely cheaper anywhere else.��
“You gotta love a bargain as a parent.” You grinned, gesturing to the woman. 
“Ugh so true. They just grow up so fast and the trends change even faster soon it won’t be Bluey anymore.”
“So true with my oldest it was Paw Patrol and then Lego everything, and now it’s sleepovers and don’t talk to me.”
“Oh noo let me guess 12 going on 13?” The mom laughed, nodding. 
“Yes!”
“Oh God, that's the hardest age in my opinion. You’re gonna have a tough time not gonna sugar coat it. Especially cause it sounds like you two just got together sooo she’s probably on her other mothers side?”
“Spot on.” You nod. 
“Yeah it’s best to just ride the roller coaster. Just be there for her. That’s really all you can do. You’re gonna wanna argue you’re gonna wanna ground. It’s best to let her other mother deal with that part. Trust me as my kid screaming at his computer would say “you don’t want no smoke.” She laughed.
You laughed along with her.
“Thank you for the advice.”
“Of course, and congratulations to you two on getting together, and to you on your first.”
“Oh I’m not pregnant.” Natasha shook her head.
“Honey, I’ve been through the ringer four times, about to go through it one last time. I can tell it’s like how people have a gaydar. I have a pregnancy-dar, and you are absolutely glowing.” She laughed. “Anyway you two take care, it was so good to meet you.”
“You too.” You smile and shake her hand and she walks out.
“Wow.” Natasha furrowed her brows.
“She was so nice.”
“Y/N, she called me fat!”
“What?! No she didn’t!”
“She said congratulations on your first.”
“Hun, that does not mean you’re fat!”
“Umm, yesss it does.” Another woman interjected.
“Oh my god.” Her husband groaned.
“Thank you!” Natasha huffed.
“You're beautiful girl!”
“Thank youuu. So are you!” Natasha smiled sweetly.
You massage your temple.
After grabbing Fin and Beth a few things you both moved on to the next store. You sit down by the other husbands and wives as their fems peruse around the boutique.
“Wouldn’t it be nice if they made a spouse nap location.” One of them said, causing all of them to chuckle.
“Honey?”
“Yes?” They all answered automatically until Natasha came out of the rows of clothes furrowing her brows.
You stood walking over.
“What do you think of this?”
She shows you a few dresses and you look them up and down smiling. “I think each of them would look stunning on you love.”
“Thanks baby.” She smiles, pecking your lips. Leading you to the register.
“You hungry?” You ask taking out your wallet.
“Yes but Y/N you don’t need to get this-“
“You bought my girls some stuff so why can’t I buy my fiancé some dresses?” You ask.
“If you two are looking for a place to eat. You really can’t go wrong with any restaurant in town. It really just depends on what sounds good.” The girl checking the items out smiled.
“Italian?” You ask Natasha.
“Yeah that sounds great.”
“There’s Mia’s just a few doors down.”
“Thank you.” You both smile.
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You were both seated relatively quickly.
“Hi, my name is Kelly I’ll be your server today.” A young brunette handed you both a couple of menus and a drink menu.
“Thank you.” You both say.
“I’ll be right back with some bread.”
Natasha looked at you a certain way and you were at a loss.
“What’s wrong? Did you change your mind? Cause it’s okay we can-“
“No, but that girl was totally checking you out.”
“What girl?”
You furrowed your brows in confusion and she chuckled at you. 
“Our server.”
“Kelly?”
“You needed me?” The server asked bringing the bread touching your forearm.
You moved your arm and shook your head. “No.”
“Okay I’ll be back around then. Do you know what you want to drink?”
“Just some water is fine. Baby, you want some wine or something?” You ask Natasha.
“No just a water is fine for now thank you.”
Kelly walked away and Natasha raised her brow at you looking at your arm.
“Yeah okay I see what you mean. Want me to ask for another server?”
Natasha smiled at you and shook her head. “No she can look that’s fine she just can’t touch.”
Soon Kelly was back around with some glasses of waters when she ‘accidentally’ dropped one right on your lap.
“Shit!” You hopped up.
“Oh my goodness I’m so sorry!” She grabbed the napkin and began to press against your dick.
“Stop!!” Natasha huffed, grabbing her arm and pushing her back.
“Whoa! No! Nope! Uhuh no! Let’s go Nat! Not cool Kelly!” You huffed angrily. 
Natasha took your hand and walked out of the restaurant.
“Fuck now it looks like I pissed myself, and it’s fucking cold out here.” You growled.
Natasha took you into the nearest store and bought you some grey sweats and a hoodie.
“Go change.” She nodded.
You sighed, throwing your wet clothes into the plastic bag.
“Thanks babe.”
She hugged you close and kissed you softly. “You feel better.”
“Yeah.”
“Good.”
“I’m sorry lunch was ruined, we should have left when she touched my arm.”
“Sweetie don’t apologize for her! She groped you.” Natasha pulled you in another hug. “How about I make you your own pasta?”
“You know how to make pasta?”
“Hmhm.” She smirked.
“Teach me and you got a deal.”
“Let’s go baby.”
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“What do you think?” Natasha asked as you took your first bite.
“Whoa.”
She chuckled.
“It’s so good Nat.” You take a bite of your bread and watch as she begins to eat as well. “I’m the luckiest human on this planet.” You chuckle and she laughs. “I’m marrying the most beautiful, sweetest, sexiest woman in the world. You’re an amazing chef, a model-“ she chuckled. “Became one of my bestfriends, don’t even get me started with what you’re like in the sheets.”
“Y/N.” She laughed.
“And now I’m eating fresh pasta.”
Natasha stood walking over and pecking your lips before going back to her seat.
You both eat and drink in a comfortable silence you’re just about done when you speak up.
“So my parents know about you and I know Yelena knows about us. What about your parents?”
Natasha looks up a little taken back.
“Well to be honest I haven’t spoken to them in a while. I mean I could call them now it’s about 9 PM?”
“Now?”
“Why not? You’re right your parents know and mine should too.” 
Natasha shrugged and stood up to grab her phone. “Fair warning my parents are most likely drunk and are very loud.”
You nod and she walks over and sits on your lap.
“Holy shit you FaceTimed them?” You began to panic.
“They’re going to want to meet you.”
“Baby I’m wearing a hoodie.”
“They don’t care what you’re wearing.” Natasha laughed. “I think you forget Russia is a third world country.”
“Hello?! Little Natalia?!” Alexei answers.
“Alexei, your face is too close to phone pull back!”
“Oh.” 
They fumbled with the phone a bit until Melina snatched it and set it on the table.
“Hello mama papa!” 
“Ohhhh our little Natalia!” Melina smiled with Alexei. “How are you?”
“I’m doing great, really great that’s why I’m calling.”
“Oh?” Alexei snickered only for Melina to smack him.
“How have you two been doing?”
“Oh you know pig farm still the same tell us more.” Melina waved her off.
“Oh motherfucker- Эта маленькая сука сказала тебе, не так ли?” (That little bitch told you didn’t she?!)
“Language Natalia.” Melina sighed and Alexei laughed heartily.
“So it is true our little Natalia found true love and is really getting married this time?! I want to meet them!” Alexie laughed.
“We are so happy for you sweetheart please don’t be mad your sister was just so happy for you, and you never call us.”
“And the guilt trip starts.” Natasha muttered low for you to hear. You rubbed her back. “That was for me to tell you not her!”
“Ahhh it doesn’t matter anymore we know now okay?” Alexie smiled. “Come on now sweetheart don’t be mad we’re happy for you. We’ve always wanted just the best for you.”
“We never liked Bruce.”
“Never liked him one bit.” Alexie spit away from the camera. You gulped a little nervous they would hate you. 
“But Yelena speaks highly of this Y/N.” Melina smiles.
“Says they’ve never seen you this happy ever.”
“Y/N makes me so happy. It's the same feeling I had when Lena and I would catch fireflies. I finally caught mine and I can’t wait to marry them.” Her voice cracked.
“Ohh honey.” Alexie cried and Melina hugged him.
“I actually have Y/N here with me.” Natasha sniffled, setting the phone up so they could see both of you.
They both smiled seeing you appear on the screen Natasha on your lap.
“Hi, Mr. & Mrs. Vostokoff, it’s such an honor to finally meet you both even if it’s just over the phone. Natalia is such an amazing woman and I can’t wait to spend the rest of my days with her.”
“It’s nice to meet you Y/N.” Melina smiles, wiping her tears and Alexie nodded along.
“I know Natasha and Yelena have been working hard to bring you both back to America. I might not know too much about immigration law, but I promise I’ll do my best to help as much as I can to bring you both back home. I want you both to be here for your girls and for the wedding.”
Natasha began to cry against your shoulder and you did your best to console her.
“Thank you Y/N.” Alexie sniffled.
“Natalia no more crying let’s have a toast, huh.” Melina smiled. “So much to celebrate tonight!”
Natasha wiped her eyes and stood grabbing the vodka Tony had and filled two shot glasses.
“When we take it we say Nostrovia.” Natasha nodded towards you.
She sat back on your lap and when you were all ready you lifted the glasses and hit the table before saying 
“Nostrovia!”
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You were sitting on the sofa looking up immigration law as Natasha made popcorn and snacks.
You learned that not only will it mean at least 30k each but they would be under both your sponsorship which if you remember correctly Natasha started that a long time ago it really barrels down to money. Natasha came back with snacks and you turned.
“So I have the money to bring your parents back. Well, we have the money. I know you and Yelena saved up some, we can use that and the rest will have to come out of a college fund.”
“Wait Y/N no-“
“Here’s the thing Tony promised me we would come in to some more money in the next quarter. Which means I would be making up to 6 figures so I could put that money back into the college fund, maybe even more.”
“But I just don’t feel comfortable taking from the girls.”
“It would just be borrowing.”
“Quinn would never-“
“Quinn doesn’t know about it.”
“I made it with the money I was making from Burt’s garage. That money was my college fund. She can’t touch it.”
“Really?”
“Technically it’s still in my mothers name.” You smirked. “It’s one of our little secrets. My mom is the best.”
“Oh my God. So you’re saying…”
“We’re bringing your parents home. We just need-“
Natasha tackled you in a hug. “Y/N!”
“We just need to get them a home and a job. I was thinking maybe I could get your mom a job with me at Stark Industries and Alexei could work at Thors Gym. He seems pretty built.”
“You’re so fucking amazing.” She kissed you roughly.
“Hmm thank you.” 
“Did I mention how sexy you look in these sweats?” She pulled back looking you up and down.
“Yeah?”
“God yes, stand up.” She chuckled getting off of you.
You stood and flapped you arms.
“Take off the hoodie.”
You smirked pulling it over your head.
“Fuck your so sculpted. You talked about how lucky you are? How about me? Look at you! You are the single most sexiest, most handsomely beautiful, charismatic, darling I’ve ever met in my life and I get to marry you. You’re perfect at everything! Gardening, cooking, carpentry, auto mechanics, plumber, dancer, singing, instruments, sports, and you always make me laugh. Don't even get me started with what you’re like in the sheets.”
You laugh and she takes your hand.
“I love you Y/N you’re my best friend and I can’t wait to marry you.”
You lean down kissing her softly feeling her nails drag along your naked back.
“Check it out.” You husk.
You step back and flex for your fiancé letting her see the hard outline of your erection.
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Natasha fed you some popcorn as you both watched a movie.
“I love the way you cock warm me. You know exactly how to please me.”
“I aim to please.” She smirked before bending over to grab some chocolate off the coffee table.
“Fuuuck.” You groaned at the motion on your tool. Especially when she sits back.
She wiggled a bit, turning to kiss your lips with chocolate against your mouths.
“Hmm, so good.” She smirked, leaning back in your arms with the bowl of popcorn. Everynow and then feeding you some, or reaching for some water and chocolate.
You really didn’t care if she didn’t stroke you or let you cum. Just being inside of her is enough. It feels so fucking good just being with her in this way. 
“She isn’t funny.” Natasha pointed towards the blonde actress who was trying to get a cookie but made it look like she was fucking her costar.
“Nope not at all.” You cleared your throat.
“Oh my God, you think she’s hot.” Natasha smirked.
“Nope not even a little I’m gonna be honest here sweetie I’m not even watching it.” You snickered. “I’m just enjoying you.”
“So you don’t find this little blonde blue eyed actress hot?”
“Nope. But I will admit her costar from Euphoria. I think her name is Alexia but don’t hold me to it. Now she’s hot. I’ll admit that. I’m honestly not that into blondes.”
“You married one.” She laughed.
“I’m never supposed to talk about this but she’s actually not really blonde.”
“I knew it!” Natasha huffed.
“No you didn’t.” You snickered.
“Baby.” She whined.
“Okay you did.”
Natasha smirked and kissed you turning back to the movie.
“Hmm.” You hummed feeling her wiggle against you before rocking her hips. You held her hips helping her find her pace.
“Ohhhhh baby!” She moaned placing her hands against the edge of the coffee table using it to really fuck you.
“Gah damn.” You whisper watching her ass wiggle. You lean down and turn her by the chin, capturing those plump lips. “That’s it, love, find your spot.” You say as she whines looking back at you. 
You hissed as she rides your cock up and down and side to side hearing her porn worthy moans. You leave kisses against her back letting your hands grope her breasts. 
“Y/N!” She moans rocking her hips.
“I love you so much.” You groan watching her take you over and over again.
“I love you too daddy!” 
“I’m gonna-“
“Me too.” She pants as your arms wrap around her.
You both moan loudly as you freeze inside of her letting her milk you for all you’re worth.
She moans as she rocks against you before lifting off of you.
“Fuck that was good.” You pant seeing your cum slip out of her and on you. Natasha turned around on her knees, licking you clean.
You sighed relaxing against the sofa letting your arms spread out. Natasha let you go with a pop. She sat next to you before pulling one of your arms around her.
You turned your head whispering in her ear. “I love you.”
“I love you too.” She whispered against your lips.
“All this lovin’ is making me hungry.” You chuckled. “You hungry baby?”
“I’m okay.” She pecked your lips. “Kind of bored of this movie though.”
You reached down for your briefs and made your way to the kitchen.
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You stood in front of the window watching the snowfall as you finished eating your leftover pasta.
“Baby, look what I found!” Natasha held up a guitar.
“Where did you find that?” You chuckled, setting the plate in the sink and sipping on some wine.
“In another room.” She shrugged before handing it to you. “Play me something!” You take it and go towards the sofa.
“Hmm.” You hummed wondering what to play as you tuned his guitar.
“I'm here outside when you're ready 
Think about the shots and confetti 
I'll take you home if you let me
Just promise you won't forget me
'Cause the days get brighter when you're here
So I gotta keep you near
Goin' crazy and I just can't get you outta my head
Love is in the atmosphere, you can feel it in the air
Gettin' hazy and I just can't get you outta my head
Hoo-ah hoo-uh
Hoo-ah hoo-uh 
Hoo-ah hoo-uh
Hoo-ah hoo-uh 
Hoo-ah hoo-uh 
Hoo-ah hoo-uh 
Hoo-ah hoo-uh 
Just can't get you out of my head
You locked the door and it's raining
But baby I'm not complaining, no
We hit the road and we're racing, yeah
You make me super impatient
Can you feel the tension?
You've got my attention
I know we're just friends
But I'd rather be together
'Cause the days get brighter when you're here
So I gotta keep you near
Goin' crazy and I just can't get you outta my head
Love is in the atmosphere, you can feel it in the air
Gettin' hazy and I just can't get you outta my head
Hoo-ah hoo-uh
Hoo-ah hoo-uh 
Hoo-ah hoo-uh
Hoo-ah hoo-uh 
Hoo-ah hoo-uh 
Hoo-ah hoo-uh 
Hoo-ah hoo-uh 
Just can't get you out of my head
My head, my head, my head, my head
My head, my head, my head
Can't get you out of my
My head, my head, my head, my head
Can't get you out of my head
Hoo-ah hoo-uh
Hoo-ah hoo-uh 
Hoo-ah hoo-uh
Hoo-ah hoo-uh
Hoo-ah hoo-uh 
Hoo-ah hoo-uh 
Hoo-ah hoo-uh 
Just can't get you out of my head”
Natasha smirked, leaning over kissing you.
“How about you sing me a song now?” You grin.
“Okay, ummm how about Espresso?” She smirked.
“Oooohhh fuck yeah.” You damned yourself as you thought about the chord progression.
You started and looked up at her to begin.
“Now he’s thinkin' 'bout me every night, oh
Is it that sweet? I guess so
Say you can't sleep, baby, I know
That's that me, espresso”
Natasha rubbed her body taking a sip out of an imaginary cup.
Move it up, down, left, right, oh
Switch it up like Nintendo
Say you can't sleep, baby, I know
That's that me, espresso
She moved behind you wrapping her arms around your neck singing near your ear.
I can't relate to desperation
My 'give a fucks' are on vacation
And I got this one boy
And he won't stop calling
When they act this way
I know I got 'em
She smirked at you letting her hands rub up your thighs.
Too bad your ex don't do it for ya
Walked in and dream came trued it for ya
Soft skin and I perfumed it for ya
I know I Mountain Dew it for ya
That morning coffee, brewed it for ya
One touch and I brand newed it for ya
The redhead booped your nose laying down on the sofa waving her legs in the air. 
Now he's thinkin' 'bout me every night, oh
Is it that sweet? I guess so
Say you can't sleep, baby, I know
That's that me, espresso
Move it up, down, left, right, oh
She sat up turning around for you to see her spread her legs and grind against nothing. 
Switch it up like Nintendo
Say you can't sleep, baby, I know
That's that me, espresso
Is it that sweet? I guess so
She turned around smirking to see your member hardened under your sweats.
I'm working late 'cause I'm a singer
Natasha let her had run your hard on.
Oh, he looks so cute wrapped around my finger
My twisted humor, make him laugh so often
She stood dancing near your face as she stripped her shorts off.
My honey bee, come and get this pollen
Too bad your ex don't do it for ya
Walked in and dream came trued it for ya
Natasha’s nails raked through your scalp before taking off her shirt.
Soft skin and I perfumed it for ya
I know I Mountain Dew it for ya
That morning coffee, brewed it for ya
One touch and I brand newed it for ya
She walked over behind you letting her back rest against you sticking her fingers in your mouth.
Now he's thinkin' 'bout me every night, oh
Is it that sweet? I guess so
Say you can't sleep, baby, I know
That's that me, espresso
She turned against your back taking off her bra letting you feel her breasts against your skin.
Move it up, down, left, right, oh
Switch it up like Nintendo
Say you can't sleep, baby, I know
That's that me, espresso
He's thinkin' 'bout me every night, oh
Is it that sweet? I guess so
Say you can't sleep, baby, I know
That's that me, espresso
She moved in front of you and lifted her leg on your knee and you leaned in trying to lick her her wet spot. But we’re met with her stomach.
Move it up, down, left, right, oh
Switch it up like Nintendo
Say you can't sleep, baby, I know
That's that me, espresso
Is it that sweet? I guess so
That's that me, espresso”
You set the guitar aside and pulled Natasha against you. She giggled as you nibbled against her neck. “Is my honey bee getting its pollen?”
You chuckled, lifting her up and over your shoulder. “Fuck that was so sexy.” You slapped her ass as you began high tailing it up the stairs.
“What if I wanted you to keep singing to me?” She laughed.
“Later baby I’m gonna make you sing for me in a minute.”
She giggled as you tossed her on the bed. You wasted no time kissing and licking every inch of her.  “God, I love you.” You hum.
“I love you too, baby. Now pollenate your fiancé.”
“This is the best vacation I’ve ever had.”
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deadsetobsessions · 4 months ago
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Tim drake triplet au owns my soul I’m not gonna lie
Have some more ✨
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Moral and ethical crises aside, having three Robins increased the crime fighting rate exponentially. Crooks could not do even a mildly villainous scheme without being cheerfully beaten down (Lionel), robbed blind (Tim), and having their operations permanently crippled (Archy). At this point, the only reason the Rogues were still alive was because Batman insisted on handling them.
“There’s a weird ship coming into Gotham bay~!” Lionel sang, skipping into the room with an armful of papers. Alfred sedately followed behind him, with a plate full of snacks and milk. He had been passive aggressive in feeding them, muttering something about making up for lost time.
“Thanks, Alfred,” Tim mumbled, grabbing a snack. One hand was doing case work, the other (the hand that grabbed a snack) was doing homework. “Yeah, I clocked that. Some pretty interesting people on it.”
“Once again, Bruce’s old flings haunt our doorstep.” Archy crossed the room and plucked some of the papers off of Lionel.
“Ugh, don’t remind me. People are gonna come flocking to his gates with the fake baby traps again at the end of the social season.” Tim grimaced, remembering all the cheek pinches he endured last season as he headed off anyone that would approach Bruce in his Brucie persona.
“Talia al Ghul is a different kind of issue.”
“I’d take fist fighting her over Mrs. Laughfy’s pinching any day.”
“Gee, I kind of want to meet Talia. She seems kind of badass.” Lionel plopped down onto his seat, dumping the rest of the papers onto the table. “Dick hates her though. Oh, Archy, here’s all of the paperwork from that shady chemical plant.”
“Thanks.” Archy went back to the drawing board, drafting up a complicated corporate scheme that ended up with Drake industries acquiring said shady chemical plants. They were planning the reveal of the Drake triplets soon, but their method had much to be planned.
As a matter of fact…
“As expected,” Archy scribbled something on a piece of paper. “Our best bet is to pretend we were always there.”
“Gaslight, gatekeep, girl-boss!”
The triplets nodded and moved on, Archy forging their birth certificates.
Idle conversation started up again, rotating between their upcoming gaslight gatekeep girl boss masterplan, Talia’s arrival, and whether or not they should dye Jason’s hair bright purple.
“I wonder why she came? She got on the ship with a… kid.” Tim stilled, dawning horror and realization settling upon his face. “No way.”
“Oh. Oh, that’s juicy.” Lionel grinned like a bat fresh out of hell.
“We need more information.” Archy set aside his papers, an indication of intense focus from him.
The door clicked open and three heads swung in unison.
“Hey, guys, what are you…” Dick faltered as three sets of piercing blue eyes locked onto him. “Uh. Something wrong?”
Lionel dove at the door, shutting it closed and locking it.
Tim sprung up and clamped a hand onto Dick’s wrist. His smile became eerily polite. “Dick! We had a couple of questions for you!”
Dick glanced down at him, back at Lionel, and then forward at Archy’s widening grin. He shuddered.
“Am I about to die?” He wondered out loud, resigning himself to his fate as his baby-birds dragged him over to their war table.
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“You didn’t know about me.”
“…No.”
“But we did!” Damian startled, unsheathing his sword in record time and swinging an arc of deadly blades towards the voice.
“Heya! I’m Robin!”
“I am also Robin.” Damian sidled back and looked up, weapon at the ready. Two identical Robins perched on the flickering street lamps, tilting their heads down at him.
“Hey, Damian. I’m Robin.” The one on the left waves.
“Boys,” his father sighed.
“Can it, B. I can’t believe you did the horizontal tango with Talia, of all people.”
Damian bristled. “You would not be worth the ground mother walks upon, you ingrate!”
The three robins looked at each other and simultaneously looked back at Damian. “Oh, we like you. Yes, you’re about to be our new favorite brother.”
Damian didn’t know whether to lunge at them or be flattered.
“C’mon, Wayne junior. We’ll show you around. Pick an alias, one you can use before we train you to be Robin.”
“I… I will fight you! Robin is mine by right! I am father’s blood son!”
One of the Robins perched on top of the lamp post grinned, half feral as he swung down. “We’d like to see you try, little bird.”
“Stop antagonizing him. Damian, you’ll become Robin eventually, but the only way is to get acknowledged by the former Robins. There’s so much more to becoming Robin than being good at combat like you are.”
“We’ll teach you! Robin lesson number one! Annoy B with competence!” The cheery Robin cheered.
“No.”
They ignored Batman. Damian, after checking his father’s face and not finding anything other than exhaustion, followed their example hesitantly.
“Here, take this grapple.” The serious Robin handed him a grapple and a domino mask. “Second lesson, Robins fly through the sky. We can stalk, sure, but we fly better than anyone else.”
Damian glanced at Batman again, before taking the grapple. In unison, the Robins shot up and away.
“Let’s go, Damian. We shouldn’t leave them unsupervised.”
“They are not competent enough to patrol alone?”
Father grimaced. “They are. But if we leave them be, they’ll take over Gotham in a matter of weeks.”
Damian’s respect towards the Robins went up a couple of notches. He put on the domino and grappled after the Robins.
When they find Joker goons transporting goods, the third Robin (Timothy, he found out later) turned to him and smirked.
“Third lesson? The punishment has to fit the crime. Those are stolen goods. So we rob them blind.”
“Those goods are evidence, Robin,” Father rumbled. Damian tensed, but the Robins remained relaxed.
“Okay, so we don’t touch the evidence, but everything else is fair game. Wallets, keys, lightbulbs.”
“That is incredibly petty,” Damian snapped.
“Well, B said we can’t murder them and maiming someone for stealing is too much. So, petty we must be, to refrain from going off the deep end.”
Damian considered tossing them off the roof, but these infernal fools would probably laugh and return to the roofs like cockroaches.
——
Damian watched the carnage in awe. The Robins were incredibly efficient and effective, drawing terror from their victims even before even commencing a beat down.
“I will accept their guidance,” Damian muttered to himself.
Behind him Batman lowered his head into hands in a moment of weakness. He prayed to allah and his parents for patience… and sanity.
——
“Jaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyysonnnnnnn!”
“Oh, fuck no!” Jason shot out rubber bullets without hesitation. “Fuck off, you demon!”
“But don’t you want to meet our youngest brother?”
Jason lowered his guns, glaring at Lionel’s chirpy face. “What? I’ve already met Tim.”
“Nope! Apparently, Bruce had a kid with, I shit you not, Talia al Ghul!”
Jason holstered his guns, interested in any mockery aimed at Bruce. “No way. You’re lying.”
“Nope! Meet Damian!”
Behind Lionel, Bruce’s mini-me stepped out. “Todd.”
Jason straightened and stepped closer, though noticeably giving Lionel a wide berth. He was never going to let the old man live this down. And from the looks of it, he had allies in the form of the three terrors.
——
Bruce looked down at the cake. He looked back up.
On one hand, his kids were getting along.
On the other hand… he was getting bullied by his kids.
Bruce heard a low chuckle.
Scratch that, he was being unjustly bullied by his kids and Alfred.
In front of the exhausted dad of six (and future dad of so many more), sat a cake with the words “congrats, it’s a boy!” and a picture of Talia.
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the clash | viii. love you to death
hobie brown x goth!reader
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word count: 4.2k
genre: enemies to lovers
warnings: language, insults, venom hating hobie, anxious and sad hobie, panic attacks, fight scene, injuries, lots of injuries, angst with fluff and then some more angst and then fluff again, mentions of blood, broken bones
a/n: y’all.... this one was so fun HAHA i’ve been seeing scenes from this part play out in my head ever since i thought of the plot so it was so so SO fun putting it into actual words. we’re getting closer to the end now, and i am so grateful for everyone who decided they wanted to read this lil story i thought up 🖤 i hope you enjoy!
previous chapter: vii. i wanna be sedated
now reading: viii. love you to death
next chapter: ix. last caress
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“Uh, Hobie… the hell is happening right now,” Miles asks, but Hobie stays silent. He’s trying so hard not to freak out. It’s taking everything in him to not give in to his emotions. He clenches his fists. “Let ‘em go,” he demands, and Venom laughs. “I don’t think so. I like this body more than I expected to. Looks like we’re in the same boat there, aren’t we?”
“Shut the fuck up,” he growls, an all too familiar anger stirring in him. “Awww, are you going to kill me like you did yourself?” Venom giggles, and he glares at it. “Just fuckin’ might, mate,” he says through gritted teeth, and Gwen pipes up. “What? Hobie, what are they talking about?”
“Piss off, Gwen. That’s not them,” he snaps, and she frowns underneath her mask. “We’re here to help you Hobie,” she says, and he clenches his jaw. “I don’t need no help.”
“On the contrary, I think you need all the help you can get. You mess up everything when you don’t have it, no?” Venom says, amused. Hobie knows it’s just trying to antagonize him. He knows that. But he can’t help but get angry. It’s using your body.
But he also knows that he does need help. He just can’t say his plan in front of this freakshow. “Go back to Spider Society, Gwen,” he touches his guitar, “tell Miguel I got it under control. Just gonna amp up this space slime a bit.” He hopes that was a clear indication of what he needs Gwen to do.
“Are you sure?” she asks slowly, and he smirks. She got it. “Positive.” With that, Gwen, Miles, and Pav disappear. If Hobie gets as many amps as possible, he can repeat what he did with Osborn and save you. Of course, the act of destroying this Venom might require more than just noise and be a little harder, but he’s willing to do anything to save you.
Anything.
Venom laughs. “That was a dumb move, what you just did,” it says, and he shrugs. “Yeah well, I’m full of those lately,” he responds, trying to think of his next move. He doesn’t want to destroy your flat, but he doesn’t want to cause too much damage to the city as a whole. “Are you going to do something, or do you prefer I kill you just standing there?” Venom asks, and Hobie scoffs. “Kill me? You’re a cheeky alien, you are,” he says, and he leaps off of the balcony. Venom follows him. He begins webbing through the city, expertly. Honestly, it’s a good thing he’s been here to see you so many times. But Venom keeps up with him, occasionally shooting out some symbiote webs at him. Luckily, he’s able to see it and dodge them with no problem.
He sees a giant arena and decides that’s a good place to fight Venom. Especially as it was all dark and he saw a sign talking about a celebration there for tomorrow, which means everything was most likely set up already and he didn’t have to worry about anyone being there since the event wasn’t until tomorrow.
He webs into it, landing in the nose bleeds and disappearing into the shadows. He hears Venom land where he was with a chuckle. “You can’t outrun me, Spider-Punk,” it says, and Hobie quietly webs down a few levels and ducks into a closed clothing store in the arena. He calls Gwen, who picks up almost immediately. “Shh,” Hobie says before she can say anything. “Bring the amps to the Mortician Square Garden Arena, line ‘em across the top, I’ll keep Venom distracted til you finish,” he whispers, and Gwen nods. “And one more thing. Get as much as you can out of (Y/n)’s flat, okay? Get Shadow out, take him to Miguel, and all the vinyls, their aunt’s skull, as much as you can,” he whispers, and she gives him a confused look. “Why?” she asks, and he sighs. “Their world isn’t gonna make it,” he says, and Gwen’s eyes widen. She mumbles a quick ‘got it,’ before hanging up.
He sits in the silence, confused as to why he doesn’t feel any presence. Suddenly, an inky tendril shoots out at him, and grabs him, pinning his arms to his sides. He mutters expletives, trying to get out of Venom’s grasp, but to no avail. He comes face to face with the grinning monster. “Found you.”
“Fuck you, mate,” he grunts, and thrashes around. “I thought you would be more difficult to catch. Looks like I was wrong,” it says and Hobie rolls his eyes. “Woulda been harder, bu–”
“But your little sense trick doesn’t work on me. That’s how I caught (Y/n), too,” says Venom as they pull Hobie’s mask off. Hobie glares at them and tries to get out of its grip again. “They’re right… you are handsome,” Venom says, and he delivers a successful kick to the symbiote. “Get out of their head,” he growls, and it giggles. “That tickled.”
Venom throws him across the room with force. He flies through a wall and groans as he stands up. Venom shoots out a tendril to catch him again, but he successfully dodges it. “If only you could hear their pleas for me to leave you alone,” Venom says, and it makes Hobie angrier. “I said get out of their head!” He yells, throwing a giant chunk of concrete at Venom only to have it shatter when it comes into contact with it. It only slightly falters, but that enough time for Hobie to quickly web away. He just needs to keep Venom preoccupied while Gwen, Miles, and Pavitr set up the first part of the plan.
He hears Venom following him, taunting him, and consistently trying to grab at him. As long as he keeps Venom from seeing outside, everything should go off just fine. He just hopes Miles, Gwen, and Pav can let him know when to go outside with Venom close behind. Ah well. Improvising is what spiders do best, anyways. Hobie is swinging past a food booth when Venom hits him into it. He winces as he crashes through the wall separating the front from the kitchen and straight into the knobs on the giant grill. Of course, it turns the electric grill on, but that’s the least of Hobie’s worries as Venom then uses one of its “webs” to pin him down on the ground. He grabs the web and tries to get it off of him, but it doesn’t work. Venom sprouts tendrils that make it literally look like a spider, with “legs” coming out of its back.
Luckily, Venom places one of these legs on top of the already hot grill, causing it to scream out in pain and freak out just enough for Hobie to get out of the “web’s” grasp. He quickly runs off, shooting out a web to disappear out of Venom’s sight. He sneaks around to the outside and sees Pav pushing an amp in place. It looks like they’re about halfway done, and Hobie nods. He can keep that thing distracted for that much longer.
He sneaks back into the indoor part of the stadium. He thinks about it, but ultimately decides he’s had enough with the stealth method. It obviously isn’t helping him in this instance, like it ever helped him before. “HEY VENOM! COME GET ME YA FUCKIN’ TOSSER!” he yells, and to his expectation, Venom burst through a wall and screams at him. Hobie shoots a web upwards and leaps up to the next story. Venom bursts through the floor, and Hobie quickly fires a web at a pillar, wrapping around it a few times and then firing another one to another pillar and tying them together tightly before taking off and doing it again to the next set of pillars, and then repeating it again. He made sure the first trap would land in the middle of Venom’s body, the second more of a tripwire, and the third at clothesline level. And it worked.
Venom ran directly into the first trap, which slowed it down, and then the second made it stumble and the third snapped its head back at a gross angle. It groans, and Hobie waves at it. “You should really watch where ya goin’,” he says, and Venom growls. “They feel everything.”
“What?” Hobie falters. “Your little partner. They feel it all.” Hobie frowns. Is that true? Did he just hurt you? Venom senses his distraction, and grabs him, pushing him down through the floor. He grunts, and Venom laughs. “It’s too easy,” it says, and Hobie glares at it. He’s trying to pretend like he isn’t completely battered and bruised by Venom, but damn. This alien can fight. He grunts as Venom picks him up off the ground and pushes him forcefully against the wall. “Aww, did that hurt?” Venom giggles, and he spits on it. He ignores that there was blood mixed in with the spit. That’s… probably not good, though. Venom smiles at him. “I don’t think I am going to kill you,” it hisses, cocking its head to the side. “I think I’ll keep you in case this body breaks.”
“Piss off, I’d never let you do that to me.”
“Even if it meant I would let (Y/n) go?” it asks, and Hobie clenches his jaw. Venom giggles. “Say I let them go, they could run free without the influence of me. Would you do it then?” Hobie clenches his fists, staying quiet. “You’d just make me kill them.”
“Clever boy,” it says, and Hobie yelps as Venom tightens its grip on him. “But you’re right. This body will do just fine, and I can easily find a new host if I need to,” Venom says, smirking at Hobie, “I’ll be kind to you before I kill you,” Venom says, and suddenly Venom’s creepy and unsettling grin melts away, and Hobie sees your face. You’ve been crying, and that sight alone breaks his heart. And your heart breaks at the sight of his bloodied lip, black eye and cut forehead. “I’m sorry,” you whisper to each other at the same time, but before any more words can be said, Venom takes over again.
Hobie tries to get out of its grasp again, but it's not happening. “Interesting choice for your last words,” Venom forms a fist, ready to strike Hobie, but before it can, it’s arm gets pulled backward by another web. “Those will not be his last words,” he hears Pavitr say. “Yeah, his last words will probably be ‘I DON’T AGREE WITH PEACEFUL PROTESTS’ or some shit,” Miles chimes in, webbing the arm holding Hobie against the wall and yanking it away from him. “I was thinking more like ‘I won’t let you hurt them!’ because I mean wow look at how unhinged he is right now! Imagine when they’re actually together,” Pav says. “Not the time, Pav,” Miles shakes his head, yanking Venom’s arm, even more, to make it parallel to the arm Pavitr’s holding back.
Pavitr and Miles hold Venom’s arms back as it shrieks and Hobie leaps away from it. “Good timin’, lads,” he says, wiping some of the blood off his face. “Don’t mention it,” Miles grunts and Hobie dodges some attacks thrown by Venom’s tendrils. “Miles! It’s sensitive to heat!” Hobie yells, and Miles smirks. “Ahhhh, I gotcha,” he says and uses his venom electricity strike. Venom yelps and falls backward. Pav and Miles let go of its arms, and the three of them crouch down. “Where’s Gwen?”
“She’s outside getting all the chords connected so all the amps play at once,” Miles says after electrocuting Venom again, meaning it didn’t hear what Miles just said. “Amazin’,” Hobie mumbles, dodging some more of Venom’s attacks. “I’m gonna get up there, stall it woulda?” Hobie says, webbing away.
He knows Venom is going to try and follow him, so he heads out to the open field. When he gets out there, he sees rows and rows of fireworks. What the hell were they celebrating that they needed this much fire power? He hears Venom’s yell and decides it’s not important, but it’s good that all of it is there. They can use that. He climbs and webs his way up to the top of the stadium, running over to Gwen who hands him the chord. “Thank you,” he says, plugging his guitar in, and she nods. “Don’t mention it.”
“Did you get everything out of their flat?”
“As much as we could. How do you know it’s the end?” she asks, and he frowns. “Cause I caused it.” He looks down, clenching his jaw and clearing his throat.
“It’s bout to get real loud. Tell Miles and Pav to lure it out,” Hobie says, and Gwen nods, about to web off. “Wait! Gwen, throw all the fireworks in a big pile,” he says, pointing to all of the fireworks. “What? Why?”
“Venom is sensitive to heat. Let’s blow it up.”
“But (Y/n) is–”
“They won’t be bonded when it happens, go!” Hobie says, and Gwen hurries to help the boys lure Venom out into the open. Hobie watches and waits, when he hears police sirens going off. Oh great. Piggies are coming to play. Maybe Venom will eat some of them. That would be the only time he ever supported Venom doing something. His attention gets pulled back to the field when he hears Venom’s shrieks. He sees Pav and Gwen web out, starting to throw the fireworks into a pile, and then Venom stumbles out, screaming from Miles electrocuting it once again. Hobie pulls out his pick, placing his fingers to form the beginning chord to one of his favorite songs. He hesitates and places his fingers to form a different chord. This time, it’s one of your favorite songs. He knows all of them by heart, anyways.
“When did you learn this song?” you ask him, as he lazily strums along to one of the songs playing on your vinyl player. He shrugs. “I hear it so much when I come over here, the real question would be when didn’t I learn this song,” he says, and you roll your eyes. He smiles slightly when he sees you swaying back and forth and humming along to the music.
The song ends, and without a beat, Hobie starts strumming along to the next one. “I must listen to this vinyl way too much,” you comment, and he shrugs. “At least it isn’t a shit album.”
Watching you vibe with his playing made him make a promise to himself, he would always learn your favorite songs just so he could see your reaction to him playing them.
How didn’t he realize his feelings before?
Venom spots him, and screams up at him, ready to rush up the seats of the stadium and take him down. He takes a deep breath.
“Come back to me, love.”
He strums, and the sound causes Venom to stumble, holding its ears while it screams. He can see Gwen, Pav, and Miles wince slightly from the noise as they finish bringing all the fireworks into a pile in the middle of the stadium. They web up to where Hobie is and turn to see what happens. Hobie doesn’t acknowledge them, his main focus is on you. Venom’s skin starts bubbling around you, and it seems to literally be melting. He sees flashes of you, the pain affecting you in the same way as Venom. It nearly makes him stop playing seeing the distress on your face. But he remembers it’s the symbiote causing you the pain, and he needs to get it off of you as soon as possible. The position Venom is in, trying desperately to cover its ears suddenly breaks as you finally regain control of your own body. You rip some of the symbiote off, your face breaking through. Hobie keeps playing, fixated on you as you crawl away from the inky black alien. It looks straight out of a horror movie, and he can’t wait to tell you about it. You’re gonna think you looked so cool. He’ll still give you some playful shit about how you looked though. It wouldn’t be the same if he didn’t.
He nearly tears up when he sees you completely separate from Venom. You look up, seeing him and the others, and immediately web up to him. You’re in your suit, but your mask isn’t on, and Hobie stops playing seeing that you’re next to him. You immediately wrap your arms around him, hugging him like your life depended on it. He hugs back, somehow tighter than you are. “I’m so sorry,” you whisper, and he shakes his head. “No, love, you’re okay. You don’t have to apologize for nothin’,” he says, rubbing his hand up and down your back. If the two of you could choose, you would stay like this forever. But the two of you are spiders. And it never works out like that for spiders.
“HOBIE LOOK OUT!”
Hobie hears Gwen shout just a second too late, and one of Venom’s “webs” attaches itself to his back, pulling him off the edge of the stadium. You reach your hand out to prevent it, and Hobie reaches out his, but you just weren’t fast enough. Your fingertips brush each other, but before you can grab his hand, he’s out of reach. You watch as he gets pulled down to the bottom of the stadium.
For the second time, you weren’t fast enough.
You get flashbacks to your second canon event, and a single tear escapes your eye.
Hobie, on the other hand, can feel Venom overtake him, no matter how hard he tries to fight it off. He starts to panic, hearing Miguel’s voice in his mind.
“Hobart Brown was meant to kill (Y/n) (L/n).”
Now the tears are falling freely down his face. This can’t be happening. He can’t let this happen. Why is this happening?
Once the shock of what happened passes, you find yourself pissed off. You just got back to Hobie, and now this alien thinks it can take him away? Fuck that. You scream out of frustration, webbing down and punching Venom’s newly formed face, full force. Well, as full force as your exhausted body will let you. You feel your hand break from your own strength coming into contact with something equally as strong, but Venom falls backward, so you don’t really care. You ignore the pain, noticing the pile of fireworks. You understand the assignment immediately. Unfortunately for you, Venom bounces back faster than you thought and punches you in the stomach. You grunt, coughing up blood, as you fly backward and hit the side of the stadium wall, hard. You glare at Venom, who laughs. “So weak,” you hear it say, and you glare at it. “Maybe if I should have drained more of your life force. Then you wouldn’t have even been able to punch me like that. Though, I know it took up more energy than you would have liked to do so,” Venom roars at you, beginning to charge at you.
You web to the other side of the stadium as Miles jumps down. “I got it,” he says, electrocuting Venom once more to slow it down. It screams and swats him out of the way. He hits the wall, and shakes his head, webbing up to Gwen and Pav, who immediately assesses the damage he got from Venom’s hit. They notice you’re up here, too now. “You are just so fast,” Pav says, impressed. “Oh my god, (Y/n), your hand,” she says, seeing it already turning black and blue, and blood pouring from it. “Not important right now,” you growl, picking up Hobie’s guitar. Luckily, your strumming hand is the hand that broke, so you form your fingers to a specific chord and strum. You play Hobie’s favorite song, the one he taught you to try and show you ‘real music’ so long ago.
“Ugh, can’t we listen to something other than your moody goth music?” Hobie asks, lazily turning his head towards you as he laid on his couch. Gwen, Pav, and Miles left like 30 minutes ago, but Shadow was too comfortable on Hobie’s chest for him to leave. “No, actually, we can’t. And don’t act like this song isn’t the best thing you’ve ever heard.”
“Listen just cause it’s your favorite doesn’t mean it has to be mine, love,” he says, causing you to roll your eyes. “You’re such an asshole, Hobart.”
“It’s part of my charm,” he says and you fake gag. At the sound, Shadow hops off Hobie and makes his way to you, making sure you’re okay. “Alright, you can leave now. Yayy, Shadow! Wooo!” you say, petting your cat and pretending like you want Hobie to leave. He clicks his tongue. “Nah, I’m not goin’ nowhere. Come here,” he says pulling his guitar from behind the couch and into his arms. “What are you doing?”
“I’m showing you real music. So, sit down, shut up, and soak up the jams.”
You play through the pain, doing the exact thing he did when he first showed you. Albeit not as good as him. But it works, he breaks away from Venom, running, climbing, and webbing as fast as he can to get to you. And seeing the sight of you playing the guitar like that? Especially his favorite song? He could have fainted if he wasn’t worried you’d die immediately after he did. He sees your hand and frowns. “Give me the guitar, love,” he says, taking it out of your hands gently, and picking up where you left off. Except he quickly fades into one of your songs. You smile slightly and look at him. He gives you a small smile back. “Hobie, you have your lighter?” you ask, and he nods. “I’m gonna go down there and convince it to come to the fireworks pile. When I say, throw me your lighter,” you say. “Kick its fuckin’ ass, (Y/n),” he says, as you leap off the top of the stadium.
The four spiders up top suddenly hear a police bullhorn. “We have you surrounded. Hands up or we will resort to using force!”
Hobie turns his guitar up louder.
You web down, purposely aiming to kick Venom closer to the fireworks pile. You hit the ground and roll, landing in a crouch before standing and sprinting to the pile. You scream Hobie’s name, and he throws you his lighter. He stops playing, seeing that it needs to be able to actually move to get to the pile. You web up a story, catching it before rolling back down on the ground. Venom shrieks in its symbiote form, and comes rushing toward you, but you quickly ignite the lighter, throwing it on the pile of fireworks. You leap on top of it, ensuring that Venom will be in the line of fire, and when the first one begins going off as Venom tries desperately to climb it and get to you, you web off it as fast as you can. Hobie watches as you get halfway up before all of the fireworks go off at once.
He hears Venom’s screams, but all he can focus on is watching you as the explosion breaks your web and propels you way higher than you should have gone. He quickly uses his left hand to web a building close by and his right hand to another one and slingshots himself up to you. He catches you in midair, cradling you to his body and webbing to another building. Luckily, Mortician Square Garden was close to the Ember Stake Building, your favorite spot in all of the city. He lands, crouching down and holding you in his arms in a way that your legs are resting on the building. You lean your head against his chest, and he gently places a hand on the side of your face. “Alright, love?” he mumbles, and you give him a small, weak smile. “’m tired, Hobie.”
“I know, sweetheart, I know,” he says, running his thumb back and forth across your cheek. “Bet I looked cool just then, though,” you say, and Hobie chuckles. “Dunno. Think you need to work on your form,” he says, and you laugh softly. “You played my favorite,” you mumble, and he nods. “You played mine.”
“Not very well.”
“I would listen to that every day of my life, love.” You turn your head slightly to see the amount of fireworks lighting up the night sky. Hobie stays looking at you. “Looks pretty,” you mutter, and he grins. “Yeah. Sure does,” he says, ignoring the fireworks completely. “Reckon I get you somewhere safe to rest?” he says, and you nod softly. “I’d like that,” you mumble, turning your head back to him. The two of you stare at each other for a moment, not saying anything. He looks up, standing and helping you stand as well. He gently turns you to see your city, wrapping his arms around your waist. “I gotta admit. I do like it here,” he whispers in your ear. You smile softly, looking out at the city from your favorite spot. After getting a good look, you feel your legs about to give out as your eyes flutter closed. He catches you before you fall and is grateful you stopped looking when you did because he starts to see the nothingness begin to claim your world. You hear Hobie very quietly say, “I’ve got you, my love.”
Then everything fades to black.
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xoxoluka · 4 months ago
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fic or oneshot request for jschlatt x streamer! reader?? that’s really all i got, but i’m obsessed w the idea of it
ooh wait maybe they’ve kept their relationship secret but they do a collab video and it’s how everyone finds out that they’re together
yes yes yes!!!
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"Schlatt gets game?"
pairing: jschlatt x cc!reader
summary: the fans finally figure out who your 'mystery boyfriend' is, basically.
warnings: swearing, reader is implied to be clean girl aesthetic and wears makeup, etc
a/n: its like 3am, its so hot... someone sedate me
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a blind person would be able to see that you and schlatt were in no way similar. you ran your own, singular channel, where you gave advice, did cleaning timelapses, makeup tutorials, hair tutorials, the works. on the other hand, schlatt ran multiple channels, had multiple companies, and had multiple podcasts. he was everywhere, while you were in one place. no one ever thought that they would see this specific stream.
"do you really think we should do this?" you ask, unsure of him rather than yourself.
"yeah, what's the problem with it?" he shrugs nonchalantly, making sure the camera was in the right position.
"nothing, but.. you with your bits, and lore, and everything... you really think they're gonna be 'okay' with it?" you question, your voice quiet.
schlatt finally makes eye contact with you, giving you a look. you know he doesn't actually care about what people think, and has told you to not care, but you can't help yourself.
"listen, toots, whatever they say doesn't matter because i'm still gonna want to date you after this," he says in a strong tone, making his point known.
you nod and look down, letting out a tense breath and looking back up at him. "okay, let's do it."
the plan was for schlatt to be doing another tiktok reacting stream, and you come in to confront him about it. it was a bit that you couldn't remember which one of you came up with, but it was supposed to happen near the end of the stream. you had at least an hour to kill until then, most likely more.
⋘ ᴛʀʏ ʟᴀᴛᴇʀ... ⋙
you scrolled through instagram for nearly the whole two hours until you got the confirmation text from schlatt. you took in a quick breath and let it out, standing up and walking to his office.
"guys, we're almost at the end and not a single one of you has sent in something funny," schlatt shakes his head. "let's keep going."
"you said you would stop," you speak loud enough that the mic would pick it up from across the room. "you said you wouldn't react anymore."
this makes schlatt pause and put the camera into full screen mode, so more of the room and chat was visible. "listen, it's just one stream-"
"no, you said you were going to stop," you walk closer, the side of your torso now in frame. chat started to question what was going on and who had walked in.
"it's just- this is what they wanted," he defends, a small smile on his face.
"you said you were going to rehab, you're tearing this family apart," you say, fake crying until a loud, long meow came from your feet.
"oh! hi, jambo." you giggle, looking down at the cat that stared up at you, rubbing against your legs.
you pick up the orange kitty and hold him in front of the camera, letting chat get a good look at him. you set him down on the desk after a moment, and schlatt moves his chair back into focus of the camera.
"did you guys like that bit?" he asks, but the chat was still questioning who this person was in the first place.
you walk over and pull your own office chair away from your desk, the one that sat right next to schlatt's, and sat down next to him, finally showing your face to the camera.
'no way...'
'IT'S Y/N'
'WHAT'
screams filled the chat, people freaking out that schlatt had someone like you on his stream. "I actually expected you all to not know who I was," you laugh, playing with the necklace that sat across your neck.
"this is my girlfriend, you all need to be nice," schlatt says in a patronizing tone. you both read chat for a moment until a TTS comes through.
"schlatt gets game? that's crazy." it says, making you both laugh.
"no, i'm just here as a publicity stunt actually, the viewers were going down." you say jokingly, looking over at schlatt.
"yeah, money was getting tight, I needed an extra couple dollars." you both laugh at the joke.
playful banter and answering questions goes on for about twenty minutes, and everything goes fine to the end of the stream. schlatt ends it, and a still presence enters the room. he huffs and sits back in his chair.
"we'll find out tomorrow, huh." I say, sounding like more of a statement than a question.
"guess so," he says, looking over at you. a comfortable silence falls over the two of you as you gaze into each others eyes.
"i love you," you break the silence first, speaking quietly.
"love you more." he responds in the same tone.
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a/n: that was straight bootycheeks... give me the opportunity to write a fic it will be better than this TRUST
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callsign-muffin · 2 months ago
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Heal Together: Chapter 3
(Bradley 'Rooster' Bradshaw fic)
I kinda want to make a playlist for this fic with all the music I mention in it. But I also work crazy hours and my writing time is my time to relax, so I don't know if I want to add something else on top of it if no one would care, ya know?
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“He started talking a little more last night.” Carly smiled after she finished giving you report, “He didn’t say much to me besides ‘thank you’ and asking for whatever he needed. Maybe you’ll be able to get more out of him, you guys seem to have really good rapport.”
“He responded very well to my sarcasm. Patient’s often don’t so it was a nice change.” You shrugged.
“Do you think he’s gonna be transferred to a step down unit?” She asked.
You nodded, “Yeah and I’ll miss him. It was nice having a patient I could actually interact with.”
Carly’s eyes widened, “What kind of ICU nurse are you? We love ‘em intubated and sedated.”
“A tired one!” You stated, “I need a few more sips of coffee and then let’s go sign off meds.”
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Rooster was only slightly awake when Y/N and Carly entered the room to finish their morning sign off. They didn’t turn on the light, spoke in soft whispers, and used the glow of the computer screen as their light. He turned over groggily, as his vision cleared, he saw Y/N there. She looked so beautiful with her hair pulled back messily in a claw clip and her bright eyes quickly traveled back and forth as she compared the medications hanging on the IV pole with the computer. She moved about the space as if she owned it. Hell, with the way she’s helped Bradley the last 48 hours, she practically does own it.
“Good morning, Bradley.” She smiled down at him sweetly, “How ya feeling’?”
“Not too shabby.” His voice was still a bit raspy.
She feigned surprise, “Ah! He speaks!”
Rooster smiled up at her, “Soon you’ll be wishing I had that tube back down my throat to shut me up.”
She shook her head, “Never.”
“I see Carly removed your catheter last night.” Y/N inquired after finishing her head to toe assessment on Bradley.
He nodded, “About 2 hours ago at 5 in the morning. It was fucking awkward having someone 10 years younger than me touch my dick.” 
Y/N snorted trying to hold back a belly laugh, “I hate to break it to ya but that girl is more than 10 years younger than you.”
His face dropped in horror, “Holy shit, that’s a child!”
“She has the same license I do.” You shrugged, “She’s absolutely qualified to do what she does.”
“Unbelievable!” Rooster playfully rolled his eyes.
Y/N slightly pivoted the conversation, “You feel strong enough to get up and pee? Or do you need something to use while in bed?”
“Like a bottle?” He questioned.
She nodded, “We call it a bedside urinal but it’s the same idea.”
He nodded, “Yeah, I’ll try and get my ass up.”
“Good choice. You wanna try now?”
Bradley thought for a minute, “I mean… I probably should…”
“Alright champ, let’s do it nice and slow.” She moved his tray table out of the way.
He looked around, “Can you give a man get some privacy?”
“Not when you’re fresh off the vent. I’m not risking you falling ‘cause you have a shy bladder!” She rolled her eyes jokingly.
He grinned playfully, “Don’t go checking out my junk.”
“Already seen it and I wasn’t planning on doing it again.”
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“Alright Lieutenant, looks like you’re cleared for transfer down to a medical observation floor.” A different older doctor from yesterday said with his posse of residents, “Glad to see you’re on the mend.”
“Me too, sir.” Bradley agreed.
The same resident from the day before, Carl Parks looked at you with disdain, “Nurse, I’ll get the transfer orders in when I can.”
“‘Preciate it, doc.” You fired back coolly. It was cute that he thought that he’d be able to get under your skin. 
They all exited and moved on to their next patient for rounds.
“What’s up his ass?” Rooster asked you.
You smirked, “The shame of being wrong.”
He gave you a questioning look.
“He didn’t think you were ready to get off the ventilator yesterday, I challenged him on it and the attending doctor took my side.” You explained, “Guys like him hate being wrong, their egos get bruised.”
He scoffed, “I don’t know how he’s smart enough to be a doctor if he was dumb enough to question you.”
“But what if this new unit sucks?” Bradley complained as you wheeled his bed down the hall and towards the elevator.
“All hospital units suck,” you scoffed, “Except for maybe labor and delivery.”
“I’m guessing my lack of vagina means I can’t go there.”
You stopped at the elevator and pressed the button, “You’d be correct.”
“Well shit.” He chuckled.
The elevator dinged and the doors opened; you carefully pushed the bed inside.
“This is a good thing,” you pressed the 3rd floor button, “the sooner you get out of the ICU, the closer you are to going home.”
Bradley sighed, “Yeah but… I’m going to miss you.”
“Really?” Butterflies began to flutter in your stomach. 
What the hell was that? You thought to yourself.
He nodded, “Yeah, you’re the first nurse that made me feel like a human being.”
You paused, taken aback by his words. “I don’t think you even understand how much it means to me to hear you say that.”
The elevator dinged again and the doors opened to your floor.
“I mean every word.” He said as you pushed him down the hall towards the medical observation unit, “You’re a good nurse— a great nurse.”
“Wow,” you stopped at the unit entrance and used your badge to open the doors, “Thank you so much for saying that.”
The nurse that was taking over Bradley’s care interrupted your conversation and helped you get his bed into the new room. You guys did your checks, you gave her a quick beside report, and you were good to go.
You looked at Bradley and sighed, “It was a pleasure taking care of you, Lt. Bradshaw. Keep getting better.”
He nodded and gave you a soft smile, “I will. Thank you for all you did for me.”
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Two weeks later
It was Bradley’s first night out since before his deployment, it felt like a lifetime had gone by. He couldn’t wait to see all his friends at the Hard Deck and show them he was doing alright. The only one who’d seen him since he was med-evaced from the aircraft carrier was Phoenix. She was the one who picked him up from the hospital after discharge and took him home. He told her all about the angel nurse he met, how she bathed him and talked to him while he was intubated, how she was by his side to talk him through his extubation, how she made him laugh, and how he hasn’t stopped thinking about her.
“BRADSHAW,” Jake “Hangman” Seresin, his best frienemy, shouted across the bar from the pool table, “as I live and breathe!”
“We weren’t sure if he was living and breathing for a second back on the carrier.” Coyote quipped.
All the men greeted each other with big hugs and claps on the back. Despite their joking in the moment, those men were terrified that they were going to lose Rooster. Hangman was on the cot next to him in the infirmary as they were intubating him. It was a nightmare, to say the least.
“Glad you’re okay, buddy.” Bob said, “Let me buy you a drink.”
“Are you sure?” Bradley questioned, “But you don’t drink.”
Bob shook his head, “Doesn’t matter, I’m just so glad you’re here.”
Phoenix lovingly patted his cheek, “Awww Bob, you really are the best of all of us.”
“Truly.” Bradley agreed.
He could’ve sworn he was going crazy. He saw Y/N. Out of the corner of his eye, he saw her. But to be fair, he thought he saw her everywhere. She hadn’t left his mind since the day he met her. But this time he heard her voice and her laugh in the crowd. His eyes scanned the crowded bar for a familiar face. BINGO! There sh was, waiting for a drink at the bar. With a familiar young, little blonde. Was that Carly the child?!
“Go find yourself a cute sailor or something!” He heard her say over the loud music, “That’s what I’d do if I was young and hot!”
“Y/N, shut up! You’re only 28, you’re young and hot too!” The little blonde nudged her.
Wow, she was just as beautiful as he remembered her. Though she was a little more dressed up, she still had that same calm and caring demeanor that she had every time she walked into his room in the ICU. She was wearing a tight white T-shirt and faded jeans, effortlessly beautiful.
“Oh no you don’t!” She grabbed Carly’s wrist as she tried to slip her card to the bartender who just served them their drinks.
Carly ignored her and handed over the card, “Oh yes I do! You’ve helped me so much ever since you started, I feel like I’m actually getting the hang of this nurse thing with your help. Let me treat you!”
Y/N pouted, “Fine! But no more after this!  You need to save your money for fun and adventure!”
“Yes, ma’am!” Carly saluted her like an officer.
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“Absolutely not,” You cried over the music at Carly and the other younger nurses that were with you at the Hard Deck.
“Absolutely yes!!!” Another young nurse, Madi handed you a tequila shot and a lime.
You groaned, “I’m too old for this!”
“NO YOU’RE NOT!” The girls chorused.
You looked down at the tiny glass, could your stomach even handle this anymore.
“Dooooooooo it!” Carly taunted evilly.
“Doooooooooooooooo it!” Sam echoed.
You groaned, “Ugh! Fine!” And you tossed the shot back like a champ, chasing it immediately with the lime. Your face contorted, “Oof it burns.”
All the girls cheered and threw their shots back together.
Suddenly the jukebox cut, making the room fall silent for a moment. Then a couple of chords slammed on a piano.
You shake my nerves and you rattle my brain
Too much love drives a man insane
You broke my will, but what a thrill
Goodness gracious, great balls of fire
Your head whipped around, wondering where the hell this piano was coming from.
“Holy shit.” Carly’s jaw dropped.
You looked in the same general direction Carly was, “Holy shit.”
“What?!” Madi asked over the loud music and singing. Many others had since joined in.
“That’s the patient Y/N fought Parks about extubating .” She explained.
You were still frozen.
“He’s kinda hot.” Sam giggled.
All you could choke out was, “That’s quite the mustache.”
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shawnxstyles · 1 year ago
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heyy ik you might be busy but can we get a harry fluff smut fic this weekend pls 😣
five course meal
warnings: smut; f-receiving (oral)
note: this was a few weeks ago, but why not try to sedate you for a little? here’s morning smut with a hungry harry :)
“baby,” harry breathes, lips ghosting over your neck as his breath fans over your skin. “so pretty.”
harry felt the need to praise you as often as possible: in the morning, before work, on the phone, after work, in the car, on date nights especially. he wanted to honor you because you were so special to him, special to the world. even when you didn’t feel your best, harry still wanted you to know how much he cared for you in those tough times. harry admired you more than anyone in the world.
“harry, please. i need you.”
“yeah? my sweet girl needs me?” his wandering hands crept up your large t-shirt and fondled the skin underneath. the rigid texture of his fingers rubbed the underside of your breasts, causing you to wiggle underneath him. “where do you need me, love?
“everywhere, h. please, no teasing.” you tended to plead for harry not to tease often. even though your body adored it and got off on it. you liked pushing your limits because the finale was always beyond blissful.
“no teasing? well that’s no fun,” he ran his fingers over your pebbles nipples before placing delicate kisses on your smooth torso. “are you going to deprive me of watching you fall apart? hm?”
“n-no,” your response came out as a stutter when his raspberry lips attached to your breast, swirling his tongue over the peaked bud. while distracting you, his hand sneaks its way to your panties. it was natural for your legs to widen when his hand approached you, obeying his silent command.
as his mouth pops off of you, the pads of his fingers massage you over your panties, causing you to mewl from his warm touch. you began to crave that sensation to be filled, the feeling tingling in your lower belly.
it’s not long because your panties are absolutely soaked, desperate arousal seeping through. that’s just what harry was waiting for; for you to be whiny and achy until you were gushing needily for him. that’s when he finally decided to drag your underwear down your unsteady legs.
harry’s large hands spread you open, smoothing over your thighs and practically prepping for his meal. his curious thumbs widen your cunt as you gasp, your wetness dripping onto the bed.
“so wet f’me, baby. love seeing you like this.”
you looked like an absolute wreck when his magical hands caressed you, held you, overpowered you—something inside of you was constantly bubbling and foaming, and when he touched you, it exploded into lustful, loving flames.
“gonna have a taste now, alright? i haven’t eaten yet.”
“‘cause you didn’t even let me get out of bed—” his mouth began slurping all of your dripping juices before you had a chance to finish complaining. your whines were converted into paused gasps and moans, fingers gripping the sheets beneath you. “i-i could’ve made you breakfast.”
he lifts his mouth off of you, your wetness around it, “shh, i’m eating now.”
and with that, he resumes his meal like it was his last, sucking on your clit momentarily before thrusting his skillful tongue inside of you. the constant switching has your orgasm approaching you fast. there’s also a slight burn from the small gruff he has built up around his lips, but it only riles you up more. as his short hair scratches your skin, moans spew from you without limitation.
“harry, i’m really close,” you warn, feeling the tightness pressing in your lower belly. your hands crawl up to his brown locks, twirling his hand intensely. it only urges him to press and lick harder into you, his own hands pushing you wider.
your hips convoluted towards his mouth, so much, that his forearms had to press them down vehemently.
overpowered.
fingers plucking your own breast, your orgasm fires up inside of you. that volcano in your belly explodes all over harry, and he doesn’t even flinch. he continues to lick, suck, drink, and devour you like a final goodbye. even when your cunt was sore and aching from overstimulation, he never removed himself from you. he was just too immersed in the taste of you, forever his favorite flavor.
“too much, h. too much,” you whined, but made no move to push him away. you could feel the smirk rising on his mouth against you when you gasped a breath as he inserted his tongue again.
finally, when he pops off of you, your clit is throbbing and your heated again. reading your body language, harry begins to blow cold air over your cunt, his line of fire directly on your clit. your hips jerk, extremely sensitive from the first orgasm.
“love when you’re all sensitive. you’re s’responsive.”
“you’re such a tease,” you roll your eyes before going to shut your legs. but harry stops you, placing his hands on your thighs.
“i never said we were done. i’m still eating, darling,” he kisses the trembling insides of your thighs that are irritated from his slight scruff. “you know i love m’five courses.”
you were in for a long morning.
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skyloftian-nutcase · 6 months ago
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By some miracle, a good portion of the crew managed to actually get together at the coffee shop that Legend had mentioned. It had a nice, comfortable ambience, small and intimate without being claustrophobic. 
Hyrule hobbled over excitedly, managing to walk fairly well now that he was finally off crutches after annihilating his leg in a bike accident. “I think I got everyone’s order right.”
“Never mind that, we need to get to the heart of the issue now,” Wind brushed aside while receiving his coffee. He did have to study for exams later, after all. “We all agree I’m the judge.”
“No one agreed you’re the judge,” Warriors immediately countered with a roll of his eyes.
“I am the most unbiased opinion you’re all going to get!” Wind fired back. “I’m the judge.”
“He does have a point,” Time noted, sipping his coffee.
“Let’s just get to it,” Legend said impatiently before taking several gulps from his triple shot espresso like his life depended on it. “ED first. AC is always the best access.”
“Heck no!” Four immediately snapped, pointing accusingly at Wars and Legend. “You people in the emergency department send up patients with IVs in their ACs and it’s a nightmare!”
“Access is access, Four, and AC is big and obvious access!”
“Yeah, and every time the patient vents their arm, the pump alarms and says the line is occluded!”
Wind debates the matter, looking between the two sides. “I don’t know, Four, emergency’s got you there.”
Four huffed, offended. “The patient will never get their medication if the IV pump stops the medicine every five seconds because the line is occluded!”
“If they’re dying and need rapid fluid bolus, they won’t be bending their arms anyway!” Wars fired back.
“You act like all your meds are life saving and ICU isn’t like that! You think pressors aren’t important?”
“Oh yeah, I’m sure it’s so hard to keep their arms straight while they’re intubated and sedated,” Legend teased while Warriors cackled.
“We’re getting off topic,” Wind interrupted. “Round 1 is AC vs other sites for access.”
“Ultrasound IV on the upper arm is best,” Four concluded, crossing his arms and leaning back in his seat.
Wind glanced at Time. “What’s your opinion?”
Time shrugged. “I’m not an anesthesiologist. My job is cutting, not IVs. I’m afraid the heavy task of deciding the winner falls to you, Nugget.”
Everyone stared at the student while he deliberated with a furrowed brow. Humming, Wind finally said, “I’m gonna have to give it to ED.”
Four let out a grumble, but didn’t debate further. Legend and Warriors shouted in triumph and gave each other a high five.
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philtstone · 3 months ago
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Shawn/Juliet, "holding hands under the table"
i cant actually find which number it is from this list of prompts but that could just be my brain being fried from the week. also, everyone can feel free to send me more prompts lol. strike while the iron is hot, etc. this might be the most sedate tone i've ever hit with a psych fic. set immediately after the s5 finale -- like, hours after -- and hopefully the characters are all at the right place, emotionally. theres definitely a bit of a grey zone there in s5-6 where a lot is left unsaid but kind of known but also kind of not known. oh, jules.
She asks Lassiter to give her a ride because she probably shouldn’t be driving with a recent head injury. EMTs said no concussion, which is a good thing, but Juliet feels shaken enough that she’s going to do the intelligent, grown up woman thing and ask a friend for a favor.
She can’t help but wonder if maybe she does have a concussion after all, because Carlton behaves extremely fucking weirdly for pretty much the entirety of the drive.
Considering it’s Carlton, that’s really saying something.
“Vick gave me Shawn and Gus’s check,” she says as smoothly as she can, as they get in the car. It’s not entirely a lie, but it does feel oddly duplicitous in a way that holding hands with Shawn under the briefing table earlier didn’t. “Can you drop me off at the house?”
“House?” says her usually gruff partner, high-pitched. She’d caught him at the last second and kind of serendipitously, right as he was making his way out of the station, looking spooked, his jacket only half-on. At the time Juliet felt relieved, but now she’s wondering if maybe he’d needed some time to decompress before being made responsible for another person’s safety again. “What house? Spencer’s house? Doesn’t he live in a laundromat?”
“Henry’s house,” Juliet says, giving him a weird look while he turns the car on. His right eye is twitching. It’s possible that the evening’s events shook him more than he’s willing to admit; wouldn’t be the first time. “Gus told me they headed over there for the night. Carlton, are you alright?”
“I’m just spiffy,” he says through oddly gritted teeth, and sounds the opposite of. “One drop off, coming right up.”
Juliet decides she’ll figure it out in the morning. Her head kind of hurts, as does her elbow, and the catharsis she’d hoped to achieve through finally putting her signature down on that paper has left her a little bit shaky.
It feels good, though. She’ll probably have a good cry in the shower later on.
We did it, says Shawn’s voice in her head, so firm and final and confident. Her stomach and chest and general person are suddenly overcome with a slamming wave of affection she definitely was not prepared for. Swallowing, Juliet tucks her phone between her legs and shoots him a quick text. Wrapped up at the station.
Incoming text from SHAWN SPENCER:
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BABE WITH THE POWER!!!!!!
<3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3
u gonna go home & rest?
Shawn’s texts were exuberant before they started dating, too, but the million heart emojis are a recent development. Something about their introduction makes Juliet want to clench her hands together, melt into the ground, and laugh hysterically at the same time. Shawn turns being a walking contradiction into an art form sometimes. So terrified of facing all the love he’s got to give head-on, but so reckless and sloppy about leaving a trail of it around.
Maybe that’s why she’s fallen so hard for him, Juliet thinks; it matches her inexplicable combination of extreme trust and extreme caution.
Okay. Woah. Too much. Chill out, Juliet; now’s not really the time.
Not with Carlton showing all the signs of working through a hernia in the driver’s seat beside her, mere hours after Serial Killer Takedown.
Yeah, Juliet replies to her boyfriend, then lays her head against the cool car window, closing her eyes before she can notice Carlton’s alarmed glances at her phone.
When they pull up, half the house lights are on. Clearly no one is sleeping, despite the horribly late hour. Juliet glances down at her phone again and realizes it’s pushing three in the morning. She winces. 
“Are you going to be okay driving home?” she asks, one hand on the door handle. Carlton’s staring directly out of the windshield at the house, looking aggrieved in that way that gives him the general look and demeanor of a wet cat. She really hopes he’s okay.
“Fine,” he says. Juliet holds her phone against her lap and sighs. 
“Alright.”
“O’Hara –” he begins, pained, as she opens the door.
“Yeah?”
“I …” A beat. “Nothing. I’m – you get some rest tonight. And – and stay safe.”
“I will,” Juliet replies, surprised by how sincerely the words come out.
Given everything that’s happened, she didn’t expect her own confidence on the subject to be so strong.
Juliet steps out onto the front lawn and watches her partner drive away. Behind her the house silhouettes itself in its own lit glow and the quiet sounds and salty smell of the ocean close by begin to properly filter into her consciousness. She stands still for a few long moments in the dark, which is less threatening now than it was a few hours ago. The humidity thickens her hair and her breath fogs in front of her. When she got Shawn’s text that he and Gus were crashing at his dad’s house instead of the Psych office, call if u need anything jules, she’d been yearning for a shower a bit too much to really think about it. Once her paperwork was out of the way, though, a shower became less important than – whatever feeling brought her here.
Shawn would say it was the idea of pancakes. She likes to think she’s capable of marginally more emotional vulnerability than he is.
She bites her lip, then presses send on the text.
Home.
The response is an immediate string of emojis, mainly the heart bubbles but with the addition of a few inexplicable inanimate objects too. She’s not sure what the megaphone or candelabra or pineapple are supposed to represent, but she’s smiling when she knocks on the kitchen door, which is meaning enough for her.
Henry opens it. He looks — exhausted, about the same as Juliet feels, despite the lack of head injury or general bodily trauma. The lines in his face immediately soften at the sight of her. Juliet refuses point blank to allow her eyes to well up.
“In you come,” Henry sighs, making way. Dr. Spencer — Maddie, Juliet supposes — is at the kitchen table nursing a cup of tea. Muffled sounds of a television come from the next room. Juliet vaguely recognizes them as Phineas and Ferb.
At her entrance, Madeline raises an interested eyebrow and glances at Henry, but beyond that moment of silent communication says nothing.
“Do you want some tea?” she asks simply.
“Please.”
Henry squeezes her shoulder, gently enough that she realizes he somehow noticed and filed away all her injuries earlier. Henry Spencer the detective still surprises her sometimes. “Boys are in the living room,” he says, and goes back to the table while his ex-wife putters around the kitchen more comfortably than is probably wise.
Juliet chews on her lip again. An amused smile fights its way to the surface, coupled with an odd twang of yearning that doesn’t really make much sense. Poor Shawn, she thinks, and it's almost a laugh in the same way she’s almost about to cry. But that’s been true all evening. Henry pulls out another old photograph from the box they seemed to be sorting through before her arrival and peers over the top of his reading glasses.
“Oh God, can you believe I used to wear this stuff in public? You hated this thing.”
“If by this thing you mean that horrible yellow suit …”
“See, it wasn’t the yellow that was the problem. The cut did nothing to flatter my physique.”
Madeline is laughing when Juliet slips out, chamomile tea in hand, to the living room.
At the entrance she stops and takes her heels off. Phineas and Ferb is playing, and loudly at that. As promised, Shawn and Gus are huddled on the couch nursing their empty pancake containers, smelling like sugar and more or less dressed in PJs; she spots what’s surely one of Henry’s old fishing t-shirts, cartoonish in the logo and slightly too baggy on Shawn. She knows any old clothes he keeps in the closet here probably don’t fit him anymore. Juliet wonders if Gus went home to change or if he, too, borrowed clothes. Shawn’s hair has flattened a bit where he must have yanked his shirt down over his head, floofy the way it can be in the mornings sometimes. He’s holding a pillow against his chest. Gus’s sock has a hole in the big toe. Every so often one or both of them will giggle at the TV. 
Her eyes do well up, then. 
Of course Shawn picks that exact second to notice her.
He notices a lot of things, Juliet has come to observe, few of which fit congruously with the many things he forgets or overlooks or can’t be bothered over. She wonders if that’s just an extension of how the spirits work, and if he’d explain it to her if she asked him. There’s a resigned part of her that doesn’t think he will, and a practical part of her that guesses at an attention deficit diagnosis that probably gave him some grief growing up and doesn’t really pair well with psychic visions or an enduring fear of being too vulnerable.
Three in the morning is too late to be mulling any of this stuff over, Juliet thinks. Besides which, most of it becomes suddenly irrelevant as she’s hit with the expression that takes over his face at the sight of her.  
Three in the morning, she reminds herself. Near death experience. Don’t read into it.
Shawn doesn’t say anything, only looks at her with all that throat-closing tenderness Juliet has ignored so many times before. I think you’re swell, he’d said. In some ways, she’s always been able to see right through him without even trying. 
Gus is wedged right beside him, hogging the blankets. There’s enough room on the couch for Juliet to fit on the other side of them. 
She walks over, hands Shawn her tea, and climbs into his lap. Her knees bend over his right leg, her shoulder sinks into his chest and her head settles against his neck. Shawn still doesn’t say anything. He just sets the mug down carefully on the floor, takes a deep, relieving breath, and wraps his arms around her. She hadn’t really worried that Gus might complain, but when he reaches over unprompted and squeezes Juliet’s unhurt elbow, the last little knot in her chest dissolves fully. She gropes her hand over the upholstery and squeezes his arm back.
“... latest in my brilliant line of ‘Inators, I call it the Unlikely-Inator! She pairs beautifully with the Likeli-Inator 2000. Together, Perry the Platypus, I shall use them to somehow take over the Tri-State area, and then the world!”
“You wanna change?” Shawn murmurs into her hair after a moment. 
“Later,” Juliet says.
“Mmmkay.”
The old t-shirt is soft against the skin of her cheek and smells like laundry detergent. The rest of the house smells like a family lives in it, even though Juliet knows that’s not really true, and it also smells like Shawn, a little bit. Shawn smells like Shawn, too. His chest rumbles beneath her with every soft laugh the cartoon pulls out of him. 
“Oh – oh, remember this, this next bit is really funny,” Gus says. His voice is just as soft as Shawn’s.
“Man, you know I have this whole show memorized.”
“I’ve never really seen it,” Juliet says quietly. They watch as the little platypus karate kicks Dr. Doofenshmirtz in the head.
“I know,” says Shawn. “But that’s being rectified. Ha! Gus, we should turn the Psych office into a funhouse next week. Just to see if we can.”
He pats her thigh and Juliet feels a small smile turn up the corners of her mouth against Shawn’s neck.
“Shawn, I am not stepping foot in another amusement park since that crazy-ass chick and her boyfriend tried murdering everyone last month. We can try turning it into a bunny sanctuary instead.”
“I like the way you think, hermano. Wait wait, here comes the explosion. Classic!”
She falls asleep slowly, lulled by the comfortable heat of Shawn’s body and the muted, silly sounds from the television. 
When Juliet wakes up, her cheek is pressed against an actual pillow, she’s horizontal, and she has no idea what day it is. She blinks against the grit in her eyes and the fact that her whole body is sore before realizing she slept on a couch. Someone put a pillow under her head and a blanket over her body and took the time to change her out of her gross work clothes. She looks down, only mildly discombobulated. She’s wearing the old fishing t-shirt Shawn had on last night and what must be a pair of Madeline’s pajama pants. They’re a pretty purple color and silky against her legs. She definitely still has her underwear on. A soft snore comes from the ground below her and Juliet realizes she’s still in the living room at Shawn’s dad’s house; Shawn himself is burritoed in an ancient sleeping bag on the ground directly beneath her and Gus is sprawled on a camp bed that’s a bit too small for him on the other side of the coffee table. They’re both still fast asleep. The light coming from the window is light enough that it’s properly morning, but the rest of the house is still dead quiet. A soft blue light appears suddenly on the coffee table; her phone is vibrating, which she realizes must have been the thing that woke her up in the first place.
She reaches carefully over Shawn to grab it. The home screen shows a text from Carlton, received minutes ago.
Got home alright?
She could say that Gus gave her a ride; it would be another easy lie, and he’d happily corroborate it. She hates the idea, though. She looks down at Shawn’s sleeping form, the unruly tuft of hair poking out from beneath the blankets and the drool on his pillow. Telling Carlton would be a bad idea, she knows.
Juliet types, for a second time trying not to think too hard about it, Yes, home. Safe and sound.
She sinks back into the surprisingly comfortable couch cushions, instinctively curling into herself, full of feeling she can’t quite articulate. After a moment of staring silently at the wall, Juliet turns onto her back and reaches one quiet arm down. The tips of her fingers meet the soft warm skin of Shawn’s ear, and when he doesn’t wake up, she keeps her knuckles there, barely moving, only rubbing her thumb up and down every so often. 
Everything else can be a problem for tomorrow. Slowly, she falls asleep again. 
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earthmoonz · 4 months ago
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WIFEY. | EPISODE TEN (10.8) [ACT TWO]
[end of act two]
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(LOURDES): You’re making a mistake.
(LUIS): I’m protecting you.
(LOURDES): It isn’t me who needs protecting. If you let me come with you I can help! You two always end up putting hands on each other and it makes things worse!
(LUIS): Lourdes, it’s bad enough I’ve been summoned here like a petulant child, I don’t need you talking down to me like one as well.
(LOURDES): I’m not but-
[Roy’s phone begins to buzz]
(ROY): I need to take this. This childish shit better be wrapped up when I return.
[Lourdes kisses her teeth, Roy steps out]
[*]
(ROY): Keep it brief, I’m busy.
(AISH): [panicked] I fucked up! They’re gonna wake up soon and Lily wants me to handle it but I can’t! I fucking can’t, they’re my best fucking friend!
(ROY): [Hushed] Slow down! Tell me what’s happened.
(AISH): Max just fucking turned up here, and they went in to see Lily and next thing I know Max is losing it and I had to fucking sedate them and-
(ROY): Stop rambling. Aish, listen to me. I’m gonna come and help you out. Max is still passed out right?
(AISH): Y-Yeah. They are.
(ROY): Good. Stay right where you are, don’t do a fucking thing until I get there. [He hangs up]
[.]
(ROY): There’s been a change of plans. You two go to Lena, while I handle a situation that’s come up.
(LUIS): That is not what we agreed.
(ROY): I don’t give a fuck Luis. Remember what you owe me. If we play this right, we’ll all end up better off. Man the fuck up and go and handle your family, I’ll be there later on.
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crownmemes · 9 months ago
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Angry & Irritated Sentences, Vol. 13
(Angry and irritated sentences from various sources. Adjust phrasing where needed)
"Did you sedate my mother?"
"I didn't sleep with him!"
"Don't you call me an asshole!"
"Are you trying to bribe me?"
"My opinions shouldn’t be rejected just because people don’t like me!"
"You have the luxury of not caring about your image, but I do not!"
"I am not giving you advice just so you can distort it to suit your own warped world view!"
"I'm not going to like you, am I?"
"I told you before, mind your own business!"
"You're being a jerk!"
"You think this is interesting to me?"
"Did you need to be so cruel?"
"I assume you're here for a reason. What do you want from me?"
"I don't know what your daddy issues are, but don't deflect them on me."
"Did you ever consider being happy for me?"
"You know what happens when you interfere in other people's relationships?"
"You don't have any idea what you're talking about."
"Tone it down or I will hit you."
"I don't have to explain myself to you!"
"What is it now? You irritate me."
"You know, you're very, very cute. You're also very manipulative."
"If there's a screw-up, it's your screw-up."
"Did anyone ever tell you that you're annoying?"
"You know, I think you're the wickedest human being I've ever met!"
"Sorry, am I boring you?"
"Yeah, well, I'm sorry if I don't trust your sense of humour."
"You better not be faking this just to get out of a tough conversation."
"You know what's worse than a sanctimonious speech? A sanctimonious speech that's dead wrong."
"You're incapable of human connection, so you want everyone to be like you!"
"You're not gonna make this easy, are you?"
"Don't tell me to calm down!"
"You followed me here, didn't you?"
"You think this is who I wanted to be?"
"Such ingratitude, after all the times I saved your life."
"I don't suppose it's occurred to you that I might hugely prefer someone else?"
"Does everybody around here have trust issues?"
"If you've got a problem with a call I make, question the call. Don't make it personal."
"No! I’m not getting sucked into the vortex of your insanity again!"
"Are you trying to make me look stupid in front of the other guests?"
"You're more than usually allergic to the truth tonight."
"Have you ever bothered, for just one minute, to understand how someone else might feel?"
"At times, your sense of humour is a little too malicious."
"Do you want to go to jail?"
"You lied to me and betrayed me. Do you think I really care what you consider a good idea anymore?"
"Is there any way in which that is not a lie?"
"Just because you were right doesn't mean you weren't wrong."
"I can smile through gritted teeth and play nice, but there are serious risks of violence involved in that choice."
"You just won't die, will you?"
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no-see-um-incorrect · 6 months ago
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Simple fear
Sam/Trans!Masc Darlin
A gift for my Darling Brother @prince-damien-of-darkness
TW:⚠️Shots⚠️vulnerability⚠️fear⚠️trauma⚠️
This is mostly fluff but you can never be too careful
Description: Darlin gets their T Shot for the first time in so long! But they have a problem…Maybe Sam is the solution!
Authors note: this takes place after Sam and Darlin’s first “hanky-panky” session but before they move in together 
*Ringing* “Sam Collins” “HEy Sam…” They cleared their throat attempting to swallow their nerves, but to no avail “You OK darlin?” “yeah, I’m d doing fine w why do you ask?” “the voice crack and long pause is very tellin’ darlin’. also, you calling me on a Friday evenin’ ain’t the most normal thing..so what’s up?” pinching the bridge of their nose they take a deep breath “…you know how I told you I used to take testosterone injections?” “yeah..but you couldn’t afford it anymore because you were off the packs insurance. I remember” “yeah well David helped me sort out stuff with the insurance and I can get my injections again..” “well, that’s great darlin’! But um�� you don’t sound too happy about it” “Well it’s not that I’m not happy about it. It’s..embarrassing..” “Embarrassing?”
“yeahhh well, the testosterone comes in the form of a shot” “Why would a shot be embarrassing?” “…” “……Darlin I can’t help you if you don’t use your words” “..I’m terrified of needles” “Pardon me?” Sam could hear shuffling around on their end “You heard me! shots, needles, injections. I hate it. I fucking hate it” “Darlin..don’t you have?-” “Tattoos? yeah yeah, I do. BUT they were given to me by Ansel when I was unconscious in high school. Hell throughout my childhood the only way I could get any shots was to be strapped down or sedated” Unbeknownst to them just as they said that. Sam was already making up a duffel bag and getting ready to leave for their apartment
“And you called me because you want me to help you with your shot?” “…yes. AND I know it’s stupid AND I know it’s rush hour but I promise I’ll make it up” “It’s not stupid. It’s a fear and fear is human…..and believe it or not you are human in that sense” They paused for a moment and signed “damn you Samuel Collins” “damn me? for what?” “..for making me be nice to myself” “Yeah truly criminal. Hey, can you let me in?” “what do you mean let you in? I-hold on HOW ARE YOU HERE??” They swing open their front door and see Sam standing there duffel bag in one hand and, a grocery bag in the other “Sam!” they wrap their arms around Sam‘s neck and kiss his cheek. the feeling of his scruff against their lips, sending them into a smile.
“How you holding up Darlin?” “Well now that you’re here. I’m doing fine, Great even~” They pulled Sam closer till their noses touched “Hi Sammy~” “Hi Darlin” “I love you~” “I love you too..what I don’t love is you trying to distract me from helping you. come on let’s have a seat on your couch” Darlin groaned and went back inside their apartment, following closely behind. They both sit on the couch and Sam sets the grocery bag on the coffee table. Darlin looks at it in confusion before turning his attention back to Sam “You’ll get to see what’s in the bag in a minute. Right now, I need your attention on me” There’s that tone they were all too familiar with. Sam gets this way about him when he’s healing/helping his mate. A Way that makes it feel like it’s them and only them. “do you want me to hold you for a minute before we start”
They nod and straddle Sam’s lap resting their head on his shoulder. He wraps his arms around them and gently glides his fingertips up and down their bicep
“So what about the shot is making my big bad wolf nervous” “That’s the thing….I don’t know” “Hmm?” “I’ve always been like this. Even when I was little my folks had to take me to a special enpowered doctor so I could be magically restrained” “Why were you restrained?” “You gonna make fun of me” “Darlin have I ever made fun of you for somethin’ like this?” “No…” “Then spill” “….I would get so nervous that it would trigger my shifting when they would give it to me….” Sam takes a minute to process before speaking again “and they restrained you?” “Yeahhh” “ignoring how ethically fucked up that is. What do you want me to do to make this experience better for you?” they nuzzled into Sam’s neck.“This is nice…I like hearing the sound of your heartbeat…is that weird?” “Darlin. if it helps you, it’s not weird…here set up for a second”
they sit upright and Sam reaches for the bag off the coffee table “I know a guy who takes a shot like this only difference is his were for migraines. Sometimes his partner would help him..” he opens up the bag and takes out a small cardboard box, a Pack of tissues, and a box of Band-Aids, as well a the paper pharmacy bag with his mates shot. setting them in the spot next to him.
“I’m gonna have you snuggle in real close. Nestle your face in my neck like you were doing…and I’m gonna give it to you ok?” “Sam I don’t want to see the needle” “You won’t. I promise” they look into Sam’s eyes. Then nod. “alright snuggle in real close get nice and comfy” They adjust themselves. Wrapping their around Sam and burying their face in his neck. giving a few quick kisses whilst getting cozy.
Once they assumed their position they let out a sigh of relief
“you doing alright darlin?” “Yeah” “I’m gonna start prepping the area now” just as Sam promised. Their vision was obscured. Only being able to tell what’s going on from the sound of packaging being gently torn open. which was just barely audible over the sound of soft humming in their ear. They felt him rub a slightly cool alcohol pad in a small circle on their thigh. They knew what was coming and started to tense up.
Sam kissed their temple and ran his hand up and down their bicep just like before.
“I got you darlin,” he says against their skin. Sam hummed a bit louder than before. their muscles relaxed again. Nearly entranced in the sound.
He tightened his arm around them “alright darlin 1…2..-*CLICK*” with only a tiny yelp from his mate. The shot was done. Sam places it in the sharps box he had next to him and quickly cleans the wound placing a Band-Aid over it.
He carefully reaches down and props up the couch footrest. Then wraps his arms around his darlin.
“you alright darlin?” he felt their lips smile against his skin and start kissing all over his neck and jaw. he laughs and pulls them closer “I’m gonna take that as a yes” “Thank you Sammy~” “What are you thanking me for? I just gave it to you. You’re the one who took it” “That does seem to be how it goes often for us, huh?-” “Alright ya menace relax” Mischievous laughter escapes them as they sit up to greet their mate face-to-face “ok. but seriously thought..Thank you for this it means a lot” “A fear, especially one as intense as yours is a really vulnerable thing. I’m honored that you trust me with it” “I wouldn’t trust anyone else” They lean back down to kiss him, his hands wrapping around their torso, pulling them closer. “mmM- I have one more request!” Sam raised an eyebrow slightly caught off guard by the sudden interruption “All right go ahead darlin…What’s your request?” “….can we cuddle some more?” Sam smiles and leans back in his chair “I was hoping you were gonna ask” A big smile spreads across their face as they lay down on their mate's chest. Sam kisses and snuggles the top of their head.
“I love you Darlin” “I love you too Sammy…so fucking much”
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Moral of the story
This is probably bad
I’m sorry if it is
Also sending all the love to my fellow trans masc’s out there y’all are amazing and handsome and brilliant. I love y’all
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annimator · 6 days ago
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I need to be sedated
(I JUST WATCHED TOMJAKE EP 4 AND I HAVE THINGS TO SAY, ITS ALL UNDER THE CUT BECAUSE SPOILERS)
• Lucia’s rewatching All Stars lmao. I KNOW WHAT YOU ARE QUEEN YOU LIKE REALITY TV AND CARE ALOT FOR TOM AS A FRIEND
• Tom’s quitting the police force, good for him. I’m saying this as a chaotic neutral-ish person
• YEA SHE ADMITTED IT, SHE CARES :D
• Intro time- OH OK NOW YOU SWITCH BACK TO THE ORIGINAL VERSION OF THE INTRO THAT WAS POSTED BY ITSELF, ALRIGHTY THEN
• Aw they’re setting up for Miriam’s party :D
• I almost thought Jake and Ellie were gonna get into another argument lmao. It’s nice to see them on good terms
• GABBY LOOKS SO HAPPY WITH THE PIÑATA I LOVE HER
• yoooo Ashley cameo :D
• OMG AIDEN’S HERE I LOVE HIM SMMMM
• “Aw, no James?” “He’s busy being a famous actor.” My disappointment is immeasurable, and my day is ruined-
• oh cool Lake’s here too. Congrats on getting a gf queen
• ngl I prefer Tom with a hoodie on. Anyways YEA MORE TOM & GABBY SCENES
• I still cannot get over the fact that Shawn and Alec have the same va lol
• I understand where Jake’s coming from tbh. I’d be pissed off if I had a sibling that wasn’t there when I needed him even though I’m an only child
• Aw Tom and Gabby are singing piggyback together in the car :D
• HELL YEA TOM’S GOING TO THERAPY
• “Yay! And you always have us to help you heal!” Gabby ily
• “Can you believe some people walk on the sidewalk? The audacity!” Lmao
• Jake and Shawn’s convo was rlly sweet :D I’m not gonna copy paste the whole thing cuz am lazy, but Shawn saying that their Grandma would be proud is making me sad :’)
• Event planning being Jake’s career is somewhat surprising to me. Wonder how twt’s thinking about it…
• AW TOM WENT BACK TO TIPISKAW TO GET THE HEART HE CARVED INTO THE CABINS THAT ADORABLE
• Gabby is truly the ideal homie
• “Between us, you’re my favourite Disventure Camp contestant!” Real take about Aiden right here /j
• NAH DID MIRIAM HAVE TO FAKE HAVING A HEART ATTACK AGAIN.
• “I couldn’t imagine a better man to be my brother’s other half!” I love Shawn being so acceptive of Tom :D
• Why did Tom have to get so defensive over Jake lmao. Did u rlly have to say that to his brother lol
• Annnnnd Gabbs broke the carved heart lol
• “It’s not the gift, it’s the gesture.” REAL
• YEAH ANOTHER KISS LETS GOOOO
• Oh damn, they’re… doing stuff (yeah I can’t get over that line from All Stars Ep19 lol)
• I’m getting too lazy to type stuff but that ending montage was rlly wholesome.
• AWWW TOM BROUGHT JAKE TO THE PLACED THEY HAD THEIR FIRST KISS THATS FUCKING WHOLESOME BRO
• I love seeing Gabby as Tom’s wingwoman. Queen shit right there
• JAKE GLUED THE CARVED HEART BACK TOGETHER THAT ADORABLEEEEE
• “Despite everything, we weathered the storm.” “And scars, inside and out. Makes it more beautiful.” I want to cry, but I’m in a public place rn
• “Anything big coming up?” “Well, I was thinking maybe… the next wedding I planned… was ours.” NO WAY. NO FUCKING WAY DID JAKE BASICALLY JUST PROPOSE TO TOM OMG I FUCKING WINNNN
• IT ENDS ON A SHOT OF THE CARVED HEART OH MY FUCKING GODAPXJDNIWIQQ
• OK OVERALL, GREAT EPISODE, 10/10, IM STILL KINDA SAD THAT JAMES DIDNT MAKE AN APPEARANCE BUT THAT PROPOSAL MADE UP FOR IT
• Bro im so hyped for Carnival of Chaos coming out by the end of this month. ALSO I WANT A SEASON TWO, PLEASE JARED I WANT TO SEE A DOUBLE DATE BETWEEN TOMJAKE AND JAIDEN-
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